This is not a request. I wanted to make some general horror house headcanons for all my peeps who want more horror house content. Enjoy!
Nobody in the horror house knocks before entering rooms. There have been way too many bathroom intrusions to count because no one knows what a lock is. Privacy simply does not exist.
The horror house somehow collectively owns like three working brain cells total.
There’s a group chat, and it’s an absolute disaster. Stu spams memes, Freddy sends inappropriate gifs, Tiffany types in all caps, and Michael somehow got added despite never texting.
Arguments in the house are ridiculously dramatic and happen every five minutes all day, every day. Bo is always yelling at something, Tiffany starts threatening people because she’s tired of the bullshit, and Leslie is narrating every fight like a reality TV show host. I’m not kidding. Literally, someone could eat the last slice of cake that Norman baked the night before, and suddenly, everyone is being accusatory and yelling at each other.
The power goes out at least twice a month because somebody overloaded the breaker trying to do something stupid.
Bubba gives the best hugs in the entire house. Everyone pretends not to like it until they’re having a bad day.
Jason is the one everyone accidentally vents to because he’s quiet and surprisingly comforting to sit with.
Freddy absolutely cheats during board games and then gaslights everyone about it afterward.
Chucky starts fights for the love of the game. Half the house drama exists because of him.
Amanda and Billy Loomis are the most judgmental people alive during movie nights. They roast every character’s decision.
Stu eats everyone’s food and then acts genuinely confused when people get mad at him. He probably ate the last slice of cake that the other slashers were arguing about.
Lester somehow knows everybody’s business without ever being around when things happen.
Carrie and Thomas are probably the nicest people in the house, which is a terrifying contrast to everyone else.
Norman apologizes for things that aren’t even his fault.
Jason and Thomas are usually the ones fixing things after everyone else destroys the house.
Chucky and Tiffany argue like an old married couple constantly, then act perfectly fine five minutes later.
Nobody is allowed to touch Michael’s mask. Nobody even knows what happens if you do because no one’s brave enough to try.
Bo acts annoyed when people are affectionate with him, but if you stop, he gets offended.
Nubbins gets distracted mid-conversation constantly and then starts talking about something completely different.
Billy Loomis and Jennifer do not need to be together because they feed into each other’s sarcasm. It’s so annoying to the others that even Freddy once told them to take their bullshit to the bedroom.
Freddy has definitely gotten smacked with objects thrown at him for running his mouth too much.
Tiffany likes doing skincare nights and tries forcing everyone to participate.
Danny gives people obnoxious nicknames and refuses to stop using them.
Pyramid Head unintentionally scares delivery drivers just by opening the door.
Michael has a habit of appearing in family photos despite nobody remembering him being there.
Amanda acts tough until she’s tired. Then she becomes weirdly clingy and falls asleep on people.
Hannibal somehow manages to make even insults sound sophisticated.
Carrie accidentally makes the lights flicker when she gets embarrassed.
Vincent remembers tiny details about people and puts them into his artwork without them realizing.
Nobody knows where half the blankets in the house disappear to. Somehow, Brahms is usually involved.
Nobody trusts Billy Lenz to answer phones anymore because his conversations are horrifyingly inappropriate.
Bo flirts with people specifically to annoy them because he thinks their reactions are funny.
ChopTop blasts music at the most ungodly hours of the night, and it pisses everyone off.
Norman is the only person who consistently says “good morning” like a normal human being.
Tiffany refuses to let anyone dress badly. She WILL insult your outfit the first thing she sees you in the morning.
Bubba gets emotionally attached to random objects and gets sad when they disappear.
Leslie treats every argument like he’s observing rare animal behavior. “Notice how the Tiffany becomes aggressive when cornered…”
Lester will talk to literally anyone for hours if they let him.
Jason has accidentally scared people just by existing. Someone will turn around, and suddenly, there’s a massive man silently holding a laundry basket behind them.
Billy Loomis only speaks in short, cutting sentences during group conversations and somehow always wins arguments.
Danny has a habit of leaning into people’s personal space just to see their reaction.
Brahms gets visibly sulky if he’s not included in group activities, even if he doesn’t actually want to participate.
Nubbins has tried to “adopt” random animals from outside and bring them into the house multiple times.
ChopTop will start conversations mid-story and expect everyone to already know what he’s talking about.
Hannibal has an unspoken authority in the kitchen and nobody questions it.
Bubba shows affection by bringing people food he made specifically for them and watching until they eat it.
Michael will sometimes sit in completely normal group settings, and no one acknowledges him, but everyone is aware he’s there.
Tiffany and Jennifer occasionally “host” makeover sessions that nobody is allowed to decline.
Vincent and Leslie will sometimes have long, silent creative “sessions” where they just observe people and take notes/sketch.
Freddy says the most out-of-pocket things imaginable during completely serious conversations.
Bo pretends he hates planned family bonding time but is somehow always one of the first people to show up for it.
Norman’s presence lowers the general chaos level of a room by about 10%.
Danny has absolutely scared someone so badly that they refused to enter hallways alone ever again.
Sometimes the whole house ends up sitting together in their giant living room late at night, doing separate things in silence. They all enjoy each other’s company, even though 95% of the time it’s loud and obnoxious, with someone purposely trying to piss someone else off at any chance. It’s oddly comforting
If someone in the house gets sick or injured, everybody becomes weirdly protective and pitches in to help the sick/injured slasher.
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