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they/mew/nya () mlp, homestuck, persona 5, fire emblem 13-16 () do not trust me to be consistently active here, you can find me on instagram under the same user :3

[corvid-language-library]

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

[corvid-language-library]

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[dogpuppy]

[breachyaoi]

looks at you like O_O

[stillsundazed]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE SAW MEL AND IMMEDIATELY ASSUMED ZAGREUS TRANSITIONED LMAOOOO

[mikkeneko]

[twinkboobs-deactivated20250801]

i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing

[alphacrone]

sometimes…..fictional characters…….don’t need to name their children after dead people…….

[sporadiccupcakeengineer-deactiv]

Met this lady on a hike recently, and she reminded me autumn is close

[sighinastorm]

Before you continue scrolling, go back and find the other four cows.

[thunderglade]

surely the 33550338th. surely.

inspired by vvangore's piece on twt!

[eizneckam]

i'm sorry but a lot of you guys need to be writing short stories.

[eizneckam]

"[x story type] but what if-" short story. come on man you should know that if your story is easily blurbed down to "interesting thing happens" that is not going to sustain a reader for 400-600 pages. a book is where you write an actual narrative, not a cool idea that came to you in the shower last night.

there's nothing wrong with writing a short story! there are lots of good short stories that revolve around Interesting Ideas. What if I was my own mother. What if fish people were real and also (evil) living in massachusetts. What if you were your own worst enemy, literally. lots of good short stories there, all at just the right length for a cool idea. no one is going to go see the feature-length adaptation of William Wilson though, because that's it. unless you add in a tragic backstory and a love interest and so on and unfortunately there are a lot of novels and movies running around out there that clearly were meant to be a short story before someone took them and stretched them to a silly length.

your short story doesn't even have to be short! herman melville wrote over 100 pages of a guy who hated his job so much he died of being a hater the end. good show, herman. thank you

novellas exist. you can write one. please. it's necessary for the land to survive

[eizneckam]

@justaflyintooka "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", by H.P. Lovecraft

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You guys should also be reading short stories, they're like a lovely cool bottle of mineral water if mineral water was concentrated fucked-uppedness.

[kosmogrl]

in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to

[gl1tchtast1c]

[yourporpoise]

losing the sense of me

[parkayquarts]

how it feels to drive a prius on the interstate surrounded on all sides by huge trucks

[captain-grumpy-pants]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[onlysushicat]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

ALL kinktober submissions must include:

A description DURING sex of the lovers' tripartite relationship with God.

A scene that takes place BEFORE sex that makes it clear that it is NOT secular.

A scene AFTER which CONDEMNS or SHOWS AMBIVALENCE toward EMBODIMENT.

A depiction of both people SUBMISSIVE before God.

It must be thoroughly clear that a SPIRITUAL LOVE is coming and the bodily habits associated with it will gradually come to WITHER AWAY.

Please make it clear whether or not your characters think that the BOLSHEVIKS are the object of the APOCALYPTIC LONGING of our POETS.