Morgan

In my depression cocoon

[ankle-beez]

So it's a correct translation then

[theweirdwideweb]

[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[heavensickness]

There’s a little girl in my head & she screams “unloved! unloved! unloved!” every moment of my life

[aberrantceramics]

Card Suit Eye Ornaments Message me if you want to own them. http://www.etsy.com/shop/aberrantceramics

[aqua-regia009]

Lust (Detail) - Gail Potocki From “Seven Deadly Sins” Series

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

[faggottt]

[deaddolin]

reblog to be filled with rice instantly

[amazngspidey-deactivated2024090]

We’re like VHS tapes.

The ones from old video rental stores.

They weren’t always worn from being rented. Sometimes it was because they were sold from someone who had them awhile. Then, they end up on the shelf for public consumption. Back in the world’s rotation.

We’re like fucking VHS tapes.

[deaddolin]

man what

[severalowls]

The story of the Distant Goddess is absolute proof that it’s a crime that Ancient Egyptian mythology hasn’t entered the popular conciousness in the same way as Greek stuff.

[severalowls]

Short, super paraphrased version: Ra is sick of humanity being rebellious wee bastards, so he sends a goddess as an embodiment of his vengeance, usually Sekhmet in the form of a great fuckoff lion - first to the southern deserts to wipe out the followers of Set. She does so, and then for unspecified reasons, Ra decides maybe humanity is redeemable hey call off the murderlion. But being an embodiment of pure divine retribution, she isn’t really having it.

So Ra sends Thoth out in an effort to soothe the goddess before she arrives in the north and wipes out everything including the gods (she’s just that strong). He’s terrified, but he tries all sorts of cunning and wisdom and trickery and tells her moral tales and all that, but all he can do is delay her.

In the meantime, Ra’s priests of the north are hard at work. They brew thousands of barrels of beer, and mix pots and pots red dye. And when the goddess inevitably arrives, they mix it up and pour it into the reeds of the nile. Believing it to be the spilled blood of her enemies, she drinks it up proudly… And gets EXTREMELY drunk, calming down and transforming into Hathor, goddess of joy and love.

And once a year to celebrate this momentous occasion, Egyptians would get Absolutely Plastered.

[canis-luna]

I didn’t find details on the exact date, but some cross-googling suggests the festival occured around the start of the Nile flood season, which is in mid-July.

Anyone got a more precise date?

[severalowls]

Well, the traditional beginning of the flood season varies from year to year based on the first rise of the star Sirius before sunrise, and also marks the beginning of the ancient Egyptian new year. The Festival of Drunkenness would be held about 20 days after that.

Sirius’ rise - which varies around the world based on longitude, but basing it on Egypt for consistency’s sake - happens on the 24th of July in 2018.

So if you want to get smashed on behalf of an angry cat, the 13th of August is the day to mark down.

[severalowls]

Today’s the day fuckers, get smashed on behalf of a cat.

[backofthebookshelf]

I am Upset that I was not informed of this in time, so I am scheduling this post for next summer so we can plan properly next time

[severalowls]

Thanks for the reminder.

This year the ancient new year is roughly the 2nd of August in Cairo.

Therefore Turbosmash For Angry Cat Day 2019 is the 22nd of August

[kittyknowsthings]

Now that seems like a fun holiday to add to the year.

[byecolonizer]

Trump says he could declare Antifa a terrorist organisation

President brands group ‘Radical Left Wack Jobs’ in tweet

Republicans are just mad that the fbi said white supremacist violence responsible for spike in US domestic terror.

[powerfulwizard]

some 80s pop songs dont need a shitty boring acoustic cover

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude 

[totalise]

[gentlekirk]

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

[blueskittlesart]

ok ladies new fucking art trend ghiblisonas. it’s me but i live in a seaside town and wear pretty colors and water moves like jelly and im fucking happy

[okadas-deactivated20140626]