X Files really had it all while still giving me nothing
Only one bed
Stuck in the rain
Lost in the woods
Among Us style mystery killer paranoia
Fake marriage
Kidnapped (every conceivable way possible)
Crying over your hospital bed
Camping
Stranded on an island
Stranded in Antarctica
Using my clothes to cover/warm you up
Terminal illness
Quarantined together
“I’m keeping your [sentimental item] safe until I get you back”
*can’t go 2 hours without calling you*
Pizza & movie nights
Attending work functions together
I went back in time and you were there
We have to strip to check each other for ominous skin abnormalities
Wrote you love letters
New Year’s kiss
Spent my holiday on a case with you
Cleaning each other’s wounds
*wipes your face when you got food on it*
Road trip
Undercover together
Stake outs
Instinctually reaches out for you
I can recognize you even if I can’t see your face
Even brainwashed, I refuse to hurt you
Literal soulmates
Secret relationship
They even gave us goddamned surprise pregnancy


















