friend: so what do you wanna be when you're older!
me: oh! well i
brain: dead?
me: no brain not now
brain: dead in the ground
me: shut the fuck up
brain: a dead ass fucker in the ground
KIROKAZE

if i look back, i am lost
The Bright Sessions
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shark vs the universe
hello vonnie

oozey mess

titsay
almost home

Love Begins

Origami Around
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pixel skylines
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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friend: so what do you wanna be when you're older!
me: oh! well i
brain: dead?
me: no brain not now
brain: dead in the ground
me: shut the fuck up
brain: a dead ass fucker in the ground
“I’m starving. Time for lunch.”
We gather here today to mourn the passing of our dear friend skype
rest in freaking peace
brain: shake leg
me: why
brain: sHAKE LEG
*leg starts bouncing uncontrollably irritating everyone around*
brain: never stop
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
It’s not that I hate people. But after spending too much time with them, I find myself being angry and really annoyed.
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friend: makes a typo
me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
Every fucking school anime
me: ew weaboos
me: *runs an anime blog*
me: *has crushes on anime boys*
me: *has crushes on anime girls*
me: *has their phone full of anime art*
me: fuck
turn down for nani
JK Rowling’s new series from Voldemort’s point of view.
do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair
they absolutely need their cards to fight.
this is the rawest thing ive ever seen
believe it
Some of my favorite anime fansubs
Don’t forget
WHATEVER SHE JUST SAID
I want to sleep for four years then wake up with a degree, 6 million dollars, and a chemically balanced brain.
"well, it seems we are at an impasse."
"so we are. carry on, cat"
"same to you, bird."
They literally were in an awkward situation
I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”