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dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

mettic

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

glumshoe

they have and they will

disaster-lesbianbeau-deactivate

new fave insult:

this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.

sovietnam

straindsfsdfsdfsd

yo-its-matt

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

yo-its-matt

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

yo-its-matt

Hey I’m having an aneurism

yo-its-matt

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

and-ari-deactivated20180319

(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)

beemojis

Jasper is my cat

catsbeaversandducks

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

tulparightsactivist

Look at this fucking chad

saltrat88

Damn.

houstonwehaveadog

Australia is a foreign planet.

lampfaced

dryadgirlie

basedmanga

theonlylifeihave-deactivated201

Why the fuck is tommy killing his family?!

basedmanga

noodleos

when u drink tap water from a city uve never been

i’m screaming???

ME

tomorrow is really another day huh

maswartz

Did republicans forget Obama isn’t President?

super-saiyan-rose

There’s like no way they know what the word impeachment means.

w0wls

Careful or we will get impeached too

wallnoises

Guys this isn’t something to joke about, my dad got impeached last week :(

birdship

so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.

i did a little test in my drafts:

i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid

dracenathe6th

Fucking hell?!?!!??

snowstuckytrail

fandomsandfeminism

Researchers look at countries that have prohibited corporal punishment for kids and their rate of youth violence.

Now a new study looking at 400,000 youths from 88 countries around the world suggests such bans are making a difference in reducing youth violence. It marks the first systematic assessment of whether an association exists between a ban on corporal punishment and the frequency in which adolescents get into fights.

puolikarhu

[F]or both boys and girls, [prof. Elizabeth Gershoff] said, “We found [spanking] linked to more aggression, more delinquent behavior, more mental health problems, worse relationships with parents, and putting the children at higher risk for physical abuse from their parents.”

“People often ask: Why didn’t you look for positive aspects?” she continued. “My answer is: We did, and there were none. We see consistently that the more children are spanked, the more behavioral problems they have in the years ahead.”