•cass•

arcana stan klance stan bee and puppycat MEGA stan welcome to cassburg we’re all assholes here

[cyclelogically]

My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?”

She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron

[jaredandjensen]

Supernatural Title Cards (Seasons 1-15)

[zsnes]

creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

[daytimerain]

“my mother and my parents”

[zsnes]

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

[thebootydiaries]

when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual

[speakersgoinghammar]

When I get my paycheck and its $400 more than usual 🤑

[thebootydiaries]

block me

[lassoway]

“I think finn wolfhard is a fad and it’s gonna be over soon” - jack dylan grazer 

[contendvideos]

credit to @chasetricks

[wi3n3rs]

🕯️🎃 ━ 𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊! 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖔𝖗 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖆𝖛𝖊/𝖚𝖘𝖊, 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐 𝖞𝖔𝖚! 🔮

[hoeonfilm]

stability is overrated…. not crying in public transport is boring

[teenscoolest]

You call me your friend??? Where were you when my post got 0 notes??? WHERE were you!!!???

[thebootydiaries]

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

[chickpeabb-deactivated20180117]

It’s me, your dream girl, in scrunched up socks and a blanket cape.

[brainstatic]

[thebootydiaries]

Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?

don’t listen to the haters ❤️ be yourself xx

[peridotsalien]

You. 👏🏻 Are. 👏🏻 Valid. 👏🏻Anon. 👏🏻

[thebootydiaries]

*orders something on amazon*

Me 5 mins later: where it at tho

[beeandpuppycat]

Exit, stage left, for PuppyCat.

[moriiarrtsy]

okay so if a true gryffindor can pull godric gryffindor’s sword out of the sorting hat does that mean a true gay can pull a dildo out of the scarf of sexuality