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michigan

[softwaring]

[pgay]

when ppl add comments to ur posts

[fangirls-havefeelingstoo]

Oppinion is spelled wrong

[pgay]

wait are you serious right now

[cookdi]

[epicsheebs]

[nerd-nugget]

Hangry

[rainbowcookiz]

this bitch empty

YEET

[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

me: 

[skywalker-spengler]

If anyone tells you that you can’t be badass, and also girly, don’t forget to tell them that one of the most beloved Norse goddesses, Freyja, was the goddess of beauty, sexuality, and fertility, but she was also the goddess of sorcery, war and death.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

[what-even-is-thiss]

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

[im-a-giraffe666-deactivated2023]

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, you understand.

[lockscreens-75]

Like if you download

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[estradiol]

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

What did I just read

[gothspitt]

the truth 

[kuttithevangu]

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

[purified-zone]

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

[kuttithevangu]

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

[eff-word]

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

[stuffandsundry]

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

vine being deleted really is the burning of alexandrias library of our time

[gahdamnpunk]

[dustyhobo]

hmmm

[bravo-zulu-blog1]

Ten year old virgins?

[feministism]