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@morningsunflowers
âWell someone doesnt look happy to be hereâ Thats my normal face so fuck you
romanticize the hell out of your life tbh? romanticize the freckle on your left ass cheek or getting gas at the station before sunset. make every moment a good memory. make yourself feel special because you are special and Iâm tired of this attitude where we attack each other by saying âno one caresâ
im screaming once I was just staring at myself for 5 minutes convincing myself that i wasnt that drunk then i threw up and was like must of been the food i ate
ME LMAO
âWhat if we were soulmates who just met at the wrong time?â
â Melly (ambiguities)
"Can I get an email?" "Oh, you don't need it." *forced laughter* Actually, yes I do. It's store policy. We get in trouble for not having them.
as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i donât necessarily âhalf-assâ things, itâs more like a â3/4 assâ. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
âThose poor boysâ
âShe deserves to be punished too.â
âIâm not saying I support rape, but-â
âSorry to say - she deserved it.â
âShe put herself in harmâs wayâ
âBut if she was fingered, then thatâs not rape.â
âShe ruined their lives.â
âWell she didnât exactly say ânoâ..â
âYea, but did you see what she was wearing?â
âBoys will be boys!â
âShe should know better than to drink at a partyâŚâ
Cannot not reblog.
âShe should have tried to enjoyââ
âSheâs just saying something now for atten-â
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.
Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones*
My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.
@zombeesknees
RARE HISTORIC PHOTOS WE MIGHT HAVENâT YET SEEN
An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida
Dorothy Counts â The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States â Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotteâs Harry Harding High School, 1957
Austrian Boy Receives New Shoes During WWII
Jewish Prisoners After Being Liberated From A Death Train, 1945
The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband, Holland, 1888
A Lone Man Refusing To Do The Nazi Salute, 1936
Job Hunting In 1930âs
German Soldiers React To Footage Of Concentration Camps, 1945
Residents Of West Berlin Show Children To Their Grandparents Who Reside On The Eastern Side, 1961
Acrobats Balance On Top Of The Empire State Building, 1934
Mafia Boss Joe Masseria Lays Dead On A Brooklyn Restaurant Floor Holding The Ace Of Spades, 1931
Lesbian Couple At Le Monocle, Paris, 1932
The Most Beautiful Suicide â Evelyn Mchale Leapt To Her Death From The Empire State Building, 1947
The Remains Of The Astronaut Vladimir Komarov, A Man Who Fell From Space, 1967
Race Organizers Attempt To Stop Kathrine Switzer From Competing In The Boston Marathon. She Became The First Woman To Finish The Race, 1967
Harold Whittles Hearing Sound For The First Time, 1974
Nikola Tesla Sitting In His Laboratory With His âMagnifying Transmitterâ more
amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough
- okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot
- rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him ârabbitâ
- âwong, you are invited to my weddingâ
- teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thorâs new axe
- the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF
- tony stark calling ebony maw âsquidwardâ
- âtitan-killing long term booty-callâ
- âyouâre embarassing me in front of the wizardsâ
- gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else
- rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross
- mâbaku + tâchalla leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants
- the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield
- dr strange asking âwhoâs your master?â and starlord replying with âmy master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????â
- gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to âthe rubberband manâ by the spinners
- â S P A C E â as a location heading
- vision: âyou could never hurt me.â
- rocket believing that âbeing the captainâ is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session
- little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: âthereâs an ant-man and a spider-man???â
- bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology
- nick furyâs âmotherfu-â
me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*
my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*
history fucked me up
oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hutâs invention than to the pyramids being built
I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like âin this century, all this shit was happening concurrentlyâ and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar
Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time.Â
Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine.Â
Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20â˛s.Â
When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming.Â
Harvard University didnât teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasnât invented yet.
Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed
This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.) Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.
Whatâs your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and Iâm able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true