Even the brightest stars will flicker

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[mylifeisliming]

holy shit. my ears are ringing and paradise fears is alive and well. im back on tumblr and im finishing my novel. life is CRAZY

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[earlgraytay]

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

[elodieunderglass]

American author Mark Twain (b. 1835) lurches from his grave only to give you a massive thumbs up and die again

[elodieunderglass]

Mark Twain essentially invented the genre of a bystander sent into a time-travel sci-fi plot just to get someone to draw this image for him. And today we can simply search for such a picture. It is a time of wonders

[beggars-opera]

#this post has everything. zombies. knights. bicycles. knights on bicycles. mark twain.

[hamletthedane]

I love that Les Misérables is one of the most profound and devastating historic-tragedies ever written, but also has chapter names reminiscent of a Percy Jackson novel

(iykyk on the last one)

[plume-tuckered]

Crowley: If I were a tree, I’d be a pine tree

Crowley: cause I’ve been PINING after someone for centuries

Crowley: *laughs at his own joke and then starts crying as he realizes Aziraphale probably doesn’t love him*

Cashier: Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

[jessmalia]

narnia as text posts 7

[scribblewing]

Loki and Sylvie try Get Help.

[thatssovision]

The fact that Loki’s first instinct when meeting new people is to stand on a rock so he’s taller than everyone fills me with such joy.

[hebihime-deactivated20191114]

[ask-me-about-my-thumbs]

Are we just gonna ignore Entei sitting there and watching

Like, a god-like entity is watching you hug a sheep

[mousegirlheart]

That’s her dad don’t be rude.

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

(source)

[john-barrymore]

[lukecastellan]

[too-much-to-think-about]

A teensy bit too late but I would die for Danny Bailey

[auroras-and-daydreams]

I completely agree that if Rogers: The Musical was an irl thing on Broadway, Aaron Tveit would be cast as Steve. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

[takestothesky]

no one:

absolutely no one:

me: edmund pevensie is not a slytherin. he is not cunning nor has the raw ambition. he was a vulnerable and confused young boy who just wanted turkish delight and someone to make him feel special. he made a mistake that he immediately regretted and then spent the rest of the series working hard to make up for it and proving his loyalty towards his siblings and for narnia. please stop basing his entire character on one decision he was tricked into making. king edmund the just is a hufflepuff.

[beif0ngs]

Loki + text post meme

[napiplier]

[alternate-fandom]

lokius + anonymous ask

[my-secret-shame]

This is what happened right?