heart like ice and stone

KATHERINE 'KITTY' VODA - MOROI ROYALTY - BETTER THAN YOU Unless you've been turned full strigoi and had half of your brain removed, then you know the name and you know the family. I'm the pride and joy of the Voda family, Kitty Voda and despite what my brother says, that's 100% accurate. Don't take my small frame for weakness, I'll fight you with words like the dhampir fight with fists.

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Party Fever || Kittison

The time was just around 10:30pm and the party was in full swing. It had been ages since Kitty had been able to let loose around some of her friends, especially when the demands of the academy were becoming more and more each day. Not to say that Kitty needed the practice, her control was practically perfect, but still even royalty had to keep up. Standing by the refreshments, Kitty was taking them as they were passed to her. It seemed as though every guy in the room wanted her attention (mostly after finding out she was newly single) and by that, it naturally meant offering her a drink. The newest one was a tall looking senior - blonde, blue eyes, completely gorgeous, and Kitty was quick to pounce on him. And no, not because she knew Madison was there, lurking somewhere in the shadows to spy on her. Kitty wanted to move on and she wanted to move on to someone bigger and better. If she had to be drunk and shameless to do so, then so be it. 

[nooraxsaetres]

Ugh. Do you always have to be this difficult?

Please, we all know the McCarthy’s are the life of the party. It’d be a total crime if I didn’t mingle and entertain everyone.

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Why do you always have to be so naive? It’s like talking to a balloon that’s constantly letting out air. They get less entertaining by the second. 

It’d be a crime if you come within five feet of me, let’s be real. 

[nooraxsaetres]

Well maybe they can’t. Maybe they totally hate the choices they’ve made but they have no choice. 

It’s totally my business. That way I’ll know who to stay away from at the next Moroi party.

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Then that’s just too bad, so sad - isn’t it? I’ll be sure to file away this as a ‘learning experience’.

Wrong again. It’s not. I don’t have to explain myself to you like a first grader calling home to their mommy. Make it easy on yourself and just stay in the corner where you’ll cause less of a mess. 

[nooraxsaetres]

Yeah, we do. Which means you should totally understand when people don’t have control over things in their lives and instead have to do what they’re told. Because that like, happens all the time. You don’t have to but you should since I know what I’m talking about. Like, Puckerman talks mad game but he totally tried to feel me up at a party over the summer and it felt like he was petting a horse.

[moroikitty-blog]

Well maybe people should take back control and realize that no one has to live their life but them and they should like the choices they make. There are worse specimens than Puckerman. I’ve dealt with many of them in my day. Not that it’s any of your business as per usual. 

[nooraxsaetres]

Sounds like you’re provoked a lot. Well you should get used to most of them, considering a lot of the ones you spend time with are Royal’s you’ll have to mingle with for the rest of your life. Once we graduate St. Vlads, we still have to live at Court, which is just like an adult version high school. Well, have fun with your hot boys, try not to pick the dim ones, which might be hard considering half of them still have no control over their magic.

[moroikitty-blog]

I always play nice when I have to. Under a watchful eye, we all have to pretend like we like each other. Sometimes people pretend to like someone just for kicks too. We all do what we have to do, don’t we? Thanks but I don’t have to take advice from you. Mostly because it’s useless and you have no idea what you’re babbling on about. 

[nooraxsaetres]

Yeah, if you’re trying to get something, or if someone has a gun to your head. Our classmates aren’t that bad, Kitty. Stop exaggerating. Senior boys might be tempting, but they also think foreplay is a blowjob.

[moroikitty-blog]

Grow up a little, Mads. I only play nice when I’m not being provoked, like any other sane person. Our classmates can be that bad. I can name at least one that has a ten pound sack of rocks in lieu of a brain. So? Serious relationships are out this year. Hot boys who tell me I’m pretty are in. 

[nooraxsaetres]

You might be hot and powerful, but we’re genuinely nice and people are drawn to our positive personalities. And we’re just as pretty. You’re totally biased. 

[moroikitty-blog]

I can be nice. It just so happens that most of this school is filled with neanderthals who makes us seem more like Twilight bloodsuckers than anything else. Now that my eyes have been opened, I’ve gone back to noticing just how tempting the senior boys are. I should be thanking you. 

[nooraxsaetres]

We’re just as popular as you are, Kitty. If not more considering how likable and charming we are. Yes, you, biased. Like you’re so biased. And I don’t think anyone can be under ‘some kind of sick influence’ for six months. You’re not fooling anyone.

[moroikitty-blog]

Doubtful. I’m hot, blonde, and powerful. I think that trumps siblings that are attached at the hip and can’t keep their mouths shut. I’m not even remotely biased. I’ve just realized what how wrong I’ve been all this time. 

[nooraxsaetres]

They do. Mason and I are like, super popular here. I mean, we’re popular at Court too, but we’re not talking about Court right now. I’d stop speaking for everyone if I were you Kitty. People aren’t usually fans of being spoke for, especially since you’re biased on the situation. And my mine is perfectly sane and in tact, thank you.

[moroikitty-blog]

Not as popular as I am but we always knew that. Like I care what everyone else wants. If they have a problem, they can take it up with me and I can set their pettycoats on fire. Biased? Me? Never. I was clearly under some kind of sick influence and it took this summer for me to get back on track. 

[nooraxsaetres]

It’s so great to be back at St. Vlads. Like, I always forget how much I miss it here until I’m back. Well, get excited everyone, because Mason and Madison McCarthy are back on campus and here to give you all your daily dose of adorableness!

[moroikitty-blog]

Should we hold back our vomit now or later? I love how you think that everyone actually cares about your twincestual roaming around campus. FYI, we don’t. Not after you lost your mind, that is.