30 rosaries to enter

Your wonderful shopkeeper I'm not a scammer I prommy

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Hello bugs...

20 rosaries to access the rest of the intro post...

Much thanks

Visit my shop in Far Fields, share your rosaries... We have a nice bench to rest on....

Very restful, yes?

Tags:

[mysterious beads] - anon asks [come rest... and share] - non anon asks/interacting with other blogs [30 rosaries] - in character posts [king juliannnnnnn] - ooc posts [Ourgh...] - Drunk Mort arc

Rules:

No NSFW, jokes are okay to a point DNI if one is stingy with their rosaries DNI if you're a bigot

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This blog is on hiatus

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fuck you

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WIP

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Steals your windows

Vhat

it's fuckin wimdy out there man

All them drafty thangs

And it ain't even cool air

Them lava pockets

Disrespectful

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A rosary slicer has been added to the donation container. All entry fee rosaries shall be sliced in half before they reach you. Remove at your own risk.

Okay? Literally just have my rhinogrounds smash it and replace it

Hehehehe

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magically teleport all your rosaries to fleatopia

Lollllll now teleport them back

Or I'll set 189 rhinogrounds on those fluffy fuckers

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unpays a entry fee and just walks away

um

Excuse you

That's not how that works

Those were the fake ones anyways hahahahaha

I guess they're somewhat useful...

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i'll repair the door at the cost of 10 geo

*Burp*

Sorry, pardon me-

What was that? A useless offer to do something I can do myself for free?

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Rosary Scented Perfume

oh... It smells... Wonderful...

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buy everything using fake Rosaries

Haha! But I handle all item-for-monetary-compensation transactions!

And I can smell just tell when they're fake

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pays the entry fee till the machine breaks from trying to deliver the fake rosaries

NO MY SCAM- I MEAN DOOR!

At least I have my precious rosaries...

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ThEsE aRe FaKe!!!

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pays the entry fee 33 times in a row

w- why???

I mean uh

Continue please!

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Ooc

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@do-not-u-dare IS ON THE PHARLOOMBLR RADAR

The question is. Is there a blog run by do not you dare

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i mean I run @/tidy-offical but it’s not very active

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I MEANT A FUCKING PHARLOOMBLR BLOG YOU DINGUS

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um

im stupid

*hides*

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Naurrrrr I'm sorrryyyy

Come backkkkk

And answer my fucking question

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Ooc

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@do-not-u-dare IS ON THE PHARLOOMBLR RADAR

The question is. Is there a blog run by do not you dare

[do-not-u-dare]

i mean I run @/tidy-offical but it’s not very active

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I MEANT A FUCKING PHARLOOMBLR BLOG YOU DINGUS

@do-not-u-dare

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Ooc

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@do-not-u-dare IS ON THE PHARLOOMBLR RADAR

The question is. Is there a blog run by do not you dare

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i mean I run @/tidy-offical but it’s not very active

[mort-the-shopkeeper]

Ooc

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@do-not-u-dare IS ON THE PHARLOOMBLR RADAR

The question is. Is there a blog run by do not you dare