Jacqui briggs: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Fujin: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Mileena: I personally was created in a lab.
D'vorah: This one just straight up spawned lol.
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@mortalkombat-quotes
Jacqui briggs: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Fujin: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Mileena: I personally was created in a lab.
D'vorah: This one just straight up spawned lol.
Cassie: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Everyone from outworld: *Immediately begin arguing*
Motaro, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Cyrax: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Kuai Liang: What's that?
Cyrax: Remorse code.
Kuai Liang: I'm even angrier now.
Oh shit it’s been a while since I’ve mentioned how much I hate Sindel’s retcon. Anyway I hate Sindel’s retcon
All my homies hate Sindel’s retcon
Sindel will always he best mom. Hate that retcom
Cassie: Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop?
Shao Kahn: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT ITS REMAINS!!!
Cassie: ...noted
Kitana: ... awkward sibling hug?
Mileena, sighing: awkward sibling hug
Both, hugging: pat, pat.
Geras: I am the sand guardian! Guardian of the sand!
Cetrion: Poseidon quivers before him!
Geras, to Rain: FUCK OFF!!!
"If taking your soul means I have to wear that retched hairstyle, you can keep it"
"What did you say about my hair!?"
"Your life. Your name. That awful hairstyle. They will be wiped from history."
"What did you say about my hair!?"
Sindel’s Tower Ending (Rewriten)
“In the beginning, Shao Kahn invaded my home, murdered my husband in cold blood, forced me into marriage, and took my daughter as his own. I had been entrapped in a nightmare. Refusing to be a trophy wife any longer, I took my own life which ended up creating a barrier that protected all of Earthrealm from Shao Kahn. Then Kronika upended history, and I found myself confronting a future in which I'd been dead for centuries. I learned I had left my daughter Kitana to be raised by the man who ruined my life. Yet instead of her taking after her brute guardian and seeking to merge the realms, she sought to liberate them. Jerrod would have been proud. I had to make it up to my daughter after leaving her alone all this time and took my chance to discipline that pig of a warlord. Once I did that, I had to discipline a titan. Now I have defeated Kronika and Shao Kahn. I assist my daughter in maintaining peace throughout all the realms. She had proven worthy of being Outworld’s ruler. Being the proud mother that I am, I now serve by my princess’s side as her advisor. Ready to offer any guidance to her. Not that she would ever need it. Outworld is now given the leader that it has always needed. And if anyone ever threatens to wage war on our land or harm my princess, they will know what a mother’s wrath feels like.”
Picture credit: @wing-dingy
Anyway, I fixed Sindel’s ending
Rewriting some Sindel Intros
I’ll save you the rant and just link you to my Twitter thread in the replies where I air my grievances about this new Sindel.
I based these off the leaked interactions that have been floating around (I will link the video in the replies as well). I picked one interaction from each character (Save for the mirrormatch and guest character intros)
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Sindel: I see you no longer grovel at Shao Kahn’s feet. Baraka: We have allied with Kitana Kahn, who sees us as equals. Sindel: Kitana Kahn? My little one shines even in my absence.
Sindel: You would make a fine bodyguard for an empress. Cassie: Sorry ma'am, I’m already spoken for. Sindel: The Special Forces squander your potential.
Cetrion: Why do you betray Kronika? Sindel: Over and over she’s played with my fate, and in each version, I suffer. Cetrion: You must see the product beyond yourself.
D'vorah: Why does Shao Kahn value you? Sindel: To him I am just one of many conquests. D'vorah: Then surely he will not miss you.
Sindel: I would hope you ally with your new Kahn the same way you did with Kotal. Erron Black: Sweetheart I’m just going where the money’s good. Sindel: Kitana would be wise to put her trust elsewhere.
Frost: My Lin Kuei could have been your allies. Sindel: Let them be allies on their terms, not under cyberization. Frost: Your loss, Empress.
Sindel: What have you seen of my future? Geras: Death, corruption, tyranny. Sindel: I cannot let this future come to pass.
Sindel: It is unwise to wage wars with Shao Kahn’s armies. Jacqui Briggs: I don’t wage wars, I stop them. Sindel: You are as headstrong as your father, and look what that got him.
Sindel: I beg for your forgiveness, Jade. Jade: It is unbecoming of an empress to grovel. Sindel: My behavior under Quan Chi was not that of an empress.
Jax Briggs: Shiiiit, it’s you. Sindel: Please, I do not wish to be known for the atrocities I committed. Jax Briggs: It’s gonna be hard to forget- and forgive.
Sindel: A pity that such a handsome Earthrealmer is also so dimwitted. Johnny Cage: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m handsome. Sindel: Such a waste of a pretty face.
Kabal: I hate to bust up Shao Kahn’s woman. Sindel: I will burst your eardrums for referring to me as such! Kabal: Not before I burst through your sound barrier.
Sindel: You are only loyal to yourself. Kano: I guess me and your hubby have that in common. Sindel: And you will die just the same.
Sindel: You share Jerrod’s bleeding heart. Kitana: That heart won Outworld’s loyalty. Sindel: I pray you will not share his fate as well.
Kollector: How may I serve you Empress? Sindel: I have no use for Shao Kahn’s, lapdog. Kollector: Shao Kahn was foolish to wed such a shrew.
Sindel: All those years you were by that retched man’s side… Kotal Kahn: I was also sworn to protect you, Empress. Sindel: Where was my protection from the man who forced me into marriage?
Kung Lao: How will you fare without Shang Tsung’s magic? Sindel: Better than you would without your hat. Kung Lao: I welcome you to try and take it then.
Sindel: Kitana will always be my little girl. Liu Kang: rest assured I will not overstep my boundaries with her, nor you. Sindel: Then you already have my blessing.
Sindel: You kept me from destroying Earthrealm. Nightwolf: My sacrificed saved the Matoka. Sindel: and prevented further bloodshed by my hands, thank you.
Noob Saibot: You could have been a mighty Empress. Sindel: Under Shao Kahn’s rule, I was nothing but a prisoner. Noob Saibot: Quan Chi will make sure your potential does not go untapped.
Raiden: Will you be Earthrealm’s ally? Sindel: My priorities lie with my kingdom. Raiden: Your kingdom will fall along side us if we do not unite.
Scorpion: My sword ended Quan Chi’s life. Sindel: For that I am indebted to you. Scorpion: Pledging loyalty will not save you now.
Shao Kahn: Return and again be my empress. Sindel: I would rather be Quan Chi’s puppet again than yield to you. Shao Kahn: There is that sharp tongue I remember.
Shang Tsung: I’ve heard rumors, Sindel. Sindel: Your sick power no longer interests me, sorcerer. Shang Tsung: How can I be sure of that?
Sindel: You attack me Skarlet? Skarlet: I will be Shao Kahn’s empress. Sindel: You can have him. I’ll make sure you share a grave.
Sindel: You’re a powerful woman, why settle for a fool with a pretty face? Sonya Blade: My love life is none of your goddamn business. Sindel: I hate to see fellow woman hold herself back.
Sindel: Your bloodline descends from Edenia. Sub-zero: Why did my ancestors flee from your kingdom? Sindel: They knew better than to stand their ground against Shao Kahn.
"hi welcome to mcdonalds what can I get for you?"
"yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"
"absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?"
"uuuuuh hold on"
*fishes something out of my pocket*
"raiden what do i do?"
"get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days"
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
"uhh yes please the meal would be great"
Shao Kahn: wassup, can an outworlder come up in your realm?
Liu Kang: Vacate this realm, Shao Kahn! You are violating the rules of Mortal Kombat!
Shao Kahn: Oh, earthrealmer, don't hate me because I'm powerful z earthrealmer! Maybe if you got rid of that old ass haircut of yours, you'd get some wenches on that dragon of yours! Or, better yet, maybe my disgrace of a daughter will call you up if she manages to escape the clutches of Quan Chi! Earthrealmer~~!
Liu Kang: ...What!?
I recently learned that in the spanish dub Fujin has the same voice actor as Kowalski from The Penguins of Madagascar so I spent time of my life making this
Heres the transparent in case of emergency
Shao Kahn: remember what happened to the man who got everything he ever wanted
Liu kang: what happened?
Shao kahn: I killed him, and stole all his possessions
I swear, I'm not doing this again. I'd rather lick the asshole of a thanagarian snare beast.
-Erron Black