Mort ♡

[morttheconsumer]

Umm intro post ?

I like many ... things ...

• The Neverhood ( + Skullmonkeys, Armikrog, etc. )

• Epic Mickey ( + Oswald The Lucky Rabbit in general )

• MOTHER / Earthbound

• Um Jammer Lammy / Parappa

• Portal

• Włatcy Móch

• MySims / The Sims ( particularly TS2 )

• DHMIS

• Ms Splosion Man

• Homestar Runner

• Dance Dance Revolution ( particularly Euromix and Euromix 2 )

• The Offspring

• Oingo Boingo

• Viva Pinata

• Grim Fandango

• Tekken

• Worms ( the games, although the animal is cool, too )

• Trams ( as in, the mode of transport )

• Moomin

• Scribblenauts

• Browserquest

• Midsommar

• KULT / Kazik / etc.

• Joost Klein

• Hyenas

• Futurama + Disenchantment

• Other things that I have forgotten and will add later

Uh yeah that's pretty much it. I don't really know how Tumblr works or how to talk to people so I'm sorry if I act awkward. 💔

[orbiorbster]

1 reblog = 1 kiss to him

[bogmancomic]

Run, you pigeons! It’s Robert frost!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

if you got to antarctica and you went outside you firstyour eyes freeze out and then your balls freeze off and you fall to your knees they shatter and you lay there and you get a boner and it freezes off. polar bear crushes yyou

[blimbo-buddy]

I know everybody knows Edgar from Electric Dreams as how he's portrayed on the poster but I think his actual appearance in the movie makes him 10x funnier and better

[orbiorbster]

1 reblog = 1 kiss to him

[stevencharleston]

it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

[morttheconsumer]

Spiffy is lowkey homophobic.

This @spiffywhatevers dirty little slut just said that Jake the Dog from the cartoon "Adventure Time" CANNOT be a lesbian because he "has a man voice" and he "is only referred to as a 'he'". Spiffy HATES he/him lesbians, and thinks that you need voice training to be a REAL WOMAN. We all (you and me) have to come together and CANCEL this homophobic, wokeless, sad WORM!!!!

[devillefort-master]

Domino`s In Charge. 

[zesjescultuur]

teeny ongezellig stamps

[chaosroid1]

Breakfast

[juwubiia]

Unity in my fortune cookie!! (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

[derwf]

his boobs are insane... he needs a bra, desperately.

source: x

[morttheconsumer]

I've been thinking about the big friendsly giant.

[morttheconsumer]

first of all love ur artstyle its actually a crime it doesnt have more notes. second of all POLAND?????????????? 🤑🤑🤑🔥🤑🔥🔥🔥🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Thank youuuu and POLSKAAAA RAHHH

[ursaspecter]

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

🐾 superhowllock69 Follow

Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

🌜 impawssible Follow

lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

🦴 pupperoni Follow

I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

🌜 impawssible Follow

lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

🦴 pupperoni Follow

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

🌜 impawssible Follow

me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

🦴 pupperoni Follow

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🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

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[buurmanuitwien]

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