no hetero

janna / '97 / aries / infj

[ericahbrillina]

“I watched opla for the plot”

The plot:

[bladesrunner]

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope.

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY 2016 | dir. Gareth Edwards

[stefani-germanotta]

The “do it”s of Star Wars (requested by @cinammino​)

[bisexualgambit]

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

[bisexualgambit]

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

[lowkey-god-of-puns]

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

[bisexualgambit]

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

[christopher-bryant]

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

[comingtotermssapphics]

FUCKING YES

[leaper182]

I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.

[gingersnapwolves]

this totally made me think of this post

[comingtotermssapphics]

it got better

[moveslikekeithrichards]

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[askdrpig]

there’s room for one pink doctor fuck in this town and it’s me.

[askdrkirby-deactivated20180512]

as for you, doctor porker

i diagnose you with dead

[duyu-nim]

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

[nadirbarnes]

“Look, it’s my fault that Murphy is after Kevin. Captain Holt bailed me out, now it’s my turn to bail him out.”

[hobies]

he’s too stinkin’ cute (trans)

[chiqkihyun]

“14.11.17″ The day to remember!

Congratulation Monsta X for their first win with Dramarama

[cypodin]

I like daegu boyz

[ranqueenie-deactivated20240228]

I can’t believe it, WTH JB??!!😂😂😂

[relizia]

i need to reblog every post i see about this im sorry

[thehouseofkpop]

@ungiis

[thaikuma]

it’s you bby

[josskuhh]

“I don’t want my life to imitate art, I want my life to be art.” - Carrie Fisher

[hobiga]

BTS MVs through the years - Suga

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[the-artificem]

heres some random updates so you can get a grasp on whats happening here in the philippines:

professors are urging their students to let them know if theyre not gonna come to class so theyll know that theyre still alive

parents are telling their kids not to come home late, or if they will, to take an uber even though its priced like 5x more

people are sharing constitutional rights on twitter, to teach everyone what to say to the popos just in case

nobody trusts the police anymore

police have a QUOTA of “drug addicts” they need to kill

almost 13k dead without due process, but chines drug lords and presidents son who were involved in a drug smuggling worth 6 billion are still walking free

all it takes is a facebook rumor to put you on the hit list

politicians who are criticizing the administration are being impeached

politicians who love the administration admit that their duty is to the president, NOT to the people

theres been talks in extending the presidents term

It literally feels like an unofficial dictatorship

please help us

[travelingstargazer]

does anyone have any news sources and dates for people to be better informed??

[the-artificem]

hiya i made that post on mobile so i wasnt able to add links but here are some sources on whats been happening in the ph for the last few months:

numbers of people dead and arrested because of the war on drugs as of january 2017

17 and 19 yr olds tortured and killed by the police

presidents son involved in 6 billion drug smuggling has charges suddenly dropped

twitter thread on what to do in case the police accuses you of being a drug dealer

what to do in case the police demands to search your stuff

police suddenly shows up at bars near a university demanding to search students bags

president orders police NOT to share case files with the commission of human rights

talks about extending the presidents term until 2025 bc federalism

house of representatives votes to give commission on human rights a budget of $20 for the WHOLE YEAR

im p sure i missed a lot since something bad happens literally EVERYDAY so like feel free to add more 

[returnofsupermancaps]