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[vallahdiewaldfee]

are you autistic?

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

me as a mom

[blairwitchapologist]

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[keatonpatti]

[christianstepmoms]

I remember signing this bat

[totalfuckingbitch-deactivated20]

ohhh so that’s what that was for

[panicfast]

literally addicted to pics like this.

[madnesswithasideofsanity]

from the notes

[testoster2]

Bi girls dating bi guys culture

[prokopetz]

Just because your house is haunted doesn't mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you're experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.

[ceekari]

your carbon monoxide detector died and the ghosts are trying to warn you

[thestrawberrydreams]

Inclusive language is for everyone!!

[transmechanicus]

( ОжО) <- she ate a very sour candy

[achesspiece]

I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items

[foulserpent]

[goodgirlsgettocum]

The two genders:

[389]

[thartist72]

[seasonallydefective]

I love tumblr because I scrolled all the way down expecting an explanation and got none.

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

[blackwoolncrown]

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

[ghost-cassette]

Osmosis Jones was right, that’s a city

[roseverdict]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Dinosaur touches all the fabrics at the thrift store and doesn't like any of them, but he does buy a couple of nice cotton bedsheets.

[valtsv]

does anyone else remember reading about spontaneous human combustion in a book of weird and unexplained facts and phenomena when you were like, ten years old or something and being convinced for like a week that you were going to suddenly burst into flames out of nowhere and that this was something actually worth worrying about before never thinking about it ever again or was i just fucked in the head as a kid

[valtsv]

thank you to everyone for sharing our collective childhood memories in the tags, it's good to see we're all normal

[heathyr]

i’m just. very frustrated as an adult on a 17+ app being treated like i’m a little baby who can’t handle adult content or curate my own experience. it’s fucking stupid

[heathyr]

[earlgreytea68]

“there are lots of kids online now” ...as opposed to when????

[thief-anon]

you know what? no *powers you off*

[the-brillo-pad]

Oh thank God finally i can sl

[thief-anon]

[rotting-cave-fungus]