Moshu :3

Any pronouns - Silly little guy - The autism hits hard

[moshuwu]

I have,,,, so many wip fics,,,, and I feel bad because idk when I can finish Bitter Like Honey,,,,, girl help,,,, so anyway heres a list of the fics I'm working on on and off: - Hannibal x Grey's Anatomy -Prison AU with a bunch of horror characters + stragglers - Hannibal x House MD -Hannibal x Criminal Minds -Criminal Minds x Percy Jackson -Hannibal on a legally distinct hell's kitchen -Super mega crossover isekai -Big Crossover Rehab fic (focused on Spencer Reid) -Super Mario crackfic -Hannibal x X-Men -Crossover of different shows resident weirdos -Bruce/Lex/Clark fic -Hannibal/Stardew Valley -Omegaverse Hannigram -Hannibal/Gone Girl -Hannibal/Harry Potter (x2) -Hannibal/Percy Jackson -Hannibal/Jennifer's Body -Hannibal/Oceans 11 -Hannibal/Heathers Fic ideas I havent started: -DC x MHA -Hannibal x Sherlock -Hannigram on Drag Race -Big crossover fic focusing on the kids from each series -Marvel x DC -Fic thats just Deadpool talking to the reader for 5k words -Just so much omegaverse stuff with way too much worldbuilding -Hannibal x Hunger Games

[moshuwu]

Hannibal and Will makeout session in Hannibal's office, Will humping Hannibal's thigh.

[cursed-child-autumncookie]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[moshuwu]

This is how it went in canon, right?

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[britneywhitneyhoustanspears]

Law and order SVU+ Text posts

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[moshuwu]

What does the penguin say to his coworker after she initiated the flashmob at their job at needoh?

Nice Cu(b)e!

[moshuwu]

I am once again reminded that the afterlife is canon in Greys Anatomy

[moshuwu]

Currently waiting on getting called in for a whole fleet of blood tests- anyone have any suggestions what to name the giant bruise I’m gonna have?

[moshuwu]

Things are happening on Fortune Island!

We have three new residents

Anita Mii (drag queen)

Chad (dude bro)

Ethan (performative male)

Drag Queen and Performative male were both suggested by @jaxtadcismyson13

Additionally! At their very first meeting, Lopside the clown fell head over heels for Anita Mii!

[the-tree-line]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

[the-tree-line]

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

[kaijutegu]

personally i prefer semaphore

[iridescent-lightning]

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[moshuwu]

⟃⊓ ⊡⟃ ⊐⟃□v <⟔ ⸅□⊔｢>v ⊡□□⊐ ⅃ ⊍｢vv >⟃ ⟄⅃⊍□ >⊓□ ⊔⟃⟃ ⊔⟃⟃ ꓶ⟃ ⅃⟇⅃⋖?

[moshuwu]

I did nothing today except play Tomodachi Life; here is a not at all comprehensive list of things that happened

- my oc developed a crush on his canonical boyfriend then the crush faded :(

- another oc developed a crush on a loser instead if his canon partner

- Hannibal Lecter and Stack from Sinners bond over cannibalism

- my children ocs work at the stores

[clueless-criticism]

had a dream like this

[taffywabbit]

just spent an hour of my adult life confirming beyond a shadow of a doubt that the little bunny PNG that shows up occasionally in the new Tomodachi Life IS in fact the exact same stock image they used in Badge Arcade on the 3DS, for that one gag where the Arcade Bunny briefly becomes a recoloured photorealistic rabbit.

i lined them up and attempted to recreate the Badge Arcade version's edits, and they're DEFINITELY the same bunny pic. the only parts that don't line up are its posture (its back was lowered to give a clearer head silhouette, since you can't see its lower half anyways) and its nose, which was very slightly raised in Badge Arcade (it's easier to see up close when you're flipping between the two, just trust me)

anyways. who the hell has been sitting on this incredibly specific bunny stock image for 12 years just waiting to use it for another joke. where ELSE did they sneak it into stuff in the past decade that i just didn't hear about. how do i learn that level of commitment to the bit.