Prime Minister of One Piece

Don't mind me, I'm just a guy that has way too much free time. Header art by @mang0mutech. You can call me either Autumn or Crow! 20, It/He pronouns. I am totally normal about One Piece and ISAT I swear. (lying) (ISAT killcount: 9)

[moonpaw]

im normal about one piece

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[doobiescoob]

Why would you hide this in the tags

[chilewithcarnage]

[gallusrostromegalus]

To be completely fair, the guy WAS being harassed by a bunch of bored great apes. Just slightly less hairy than had been implied.

...Still about the same odds of one of them flinging feces at him if my prior experience with teenage boys is anything to go by.

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions in order: a photo of a sign on a wooden post which says in all capitals "BEWARE OF THE RANDOM CHIMP EVENT". Below the text is a picture of a chimpanzee with it's mouth wide open, showing it's teeth.]

[Tags which say #so my brother and his friends like to do a bunch of shrooms then go walk in the woods right #and they have one friend with a tree house in the woods behind his house so they often walk by it #and some point they were doing their little walking thing saw that he was in there with his girlfriend and probably tripping on acid #and decided to gather around the base of the tree. and start screeching and howling like chimps #let me tell you they are UNCANNILY good at this. thet practiced very hard so they could use it in a rap track. its fucking terrifying #so this guy texts them like you guys will never believe what just happened #and they decide to lean into it like yeah man didnt you know. theres chimps loose. some rich persons pets. its wild huh #and he BELIEVED THEM #so the next night, they decide to go do this again #and again #and at some point they have to admit to their friend who is convinced that he is being besieged by the escaped pets of some rich asshole #and never fact checked this by the way. for like a week #that it was just them being bored and high. and the longer this went on the more awkward it became to say it #which is how i was woken up at midnight by my brother asking me for advice for how to tell his friend #that theyve been pretending to be a pack of monkeys in the woods in the middle of the night for a week #moral of this story is. random chimp event]

[An meme of Gordon Ramsay looking up from a bowl of food with a confused look on his face, saying "What on earth...?"]

[hellenhighwater]

If you are laboring under the misapprehension that Vice is my clingiest cat because he follows me around everywhere, talking loudly and constantly asking for approval, let me correct that conception.

Vice is clingy during the daytime. The second I lay down, it's Malice's turn to need constant attention and a relentless supply of forehead kisses.

She is very soft and she needs cuddles immediately. Also she wants her hands held.

[batavias]

Your honour the man I am representing here today is not a murderer. I would argue he was merely "curating his space" and "regulating his nervous system" by choosing to, quite rightly, cut out a toxic presence in his biosphere

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Yes, Crystal power

[germsauce]

mentally ill lgbt fat hairy man call that a bi polar bear. does anyone know where the nearest hospital is

[germsauce]

who the fuck is harry du bois. just kidding. this was about him

[germsauce]

sorry. i felt like lying for more notes. whos harry du bois

[lunar-lumi]

[sergeon]

Finally did the other Flowers design

Also here's some post-knight flowery too

[sergeon]

I redid my design on Flowery. I don't like the sweater he wears lol and I kinda wanna stick to his og design with the vest (He lowkey reminds me of Howl from Howl's Moving Castle)

I'll do the other flowers too later

[sergeon]

My lil sis sent me a flower man x hammer of justice mashup that she found on yt, and I can't help but draw them cuz THEY'RE MY GOATS

Here's the link to the video ->(🐢🌼)

[gay--dog]

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

[boxocroco]

GET DOWN, IT'S GOT A GRIN!

[gay--dog]

STAY STILL OR ILL FUCKING GIGGLE

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[godisafujoshi]

Your capacity for evil is showing

[segamascott]

does it make me look cute

[glubby]

[glubby]

[catmask]

many people ask 'how do i know my art is good enough to start a comic'. this is a very common mistake. you do not make a comic to make good art you make comics because its fun and looked yummy

[markovchaingang]

the thing that other gender members don't understand is that members of my gender are constantly being judged and scrutinised by society and the world around us, so we often end up having to become very self-conscious as a survival mechanism; unlike other gender members who i presume probably float gently through life on a cloud of passive acceptance or something

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The thing that trans people of the other gender don't understand is that trans people of my gender are pressured and bullied into conforming to our assigned gender which is mentally and often physically dangerous. We receive tacit approval for conforming to our assigned gender and are punished for conforming to our proper gender. Since I never experienced pressure in the opposite direction, clearly trans people of the other gender didn't either. Everyone in the world must have experienced this pressure in the same direction as me, so trans people of the opposite gender were receiving tacit approval and support for transitioning, and are not oppressed like trans people of my gender.

[pmpkn]

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

[theindefinitejames]

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

[fakegeekguy]

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

[britnxyspears]

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly