haus of méme

the name's jack and I'm a reptilian overlord he/him, gemini, ENTP

[teathattast]

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[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

i have this

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[joey-wheeler-official]

Gonna go have plot important sex with my protagonist wife

[joshlovesyou]

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[artistaspiring]

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[wizardpotions]

Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious

But it's my birtday

[celebreultimaverba]

your REAL wizard friends are here now. this is a great birthday party and your potions and fireworks were very good especially considering you set them up without other wizardly help. would you like to go to dairy queen we have a surprise party in our wizard tower btw.

[multitrackdrifting]

[swarnpert]

opening a general store is the 1800s equivalent of starting a podcast

[ghoul-wizard]

I'm the guy who goes around giving small change to low level monsters

[transmortifried]

[pathologising]

[solardrake]

lot of catgirls this morning

[solardrake]

woah

[solardrake]

one of them is a boy. epic

[solardrake]

the catgirls have beheaded him and are eating him whole

[sexysilverstrider]

angry kitten after failed attempt to steal the food crying screaming

[nyaagolor]

real actual kirby anime footage of meta knight punching jk rowling. i cant make this up truth is stranger then fiction. also, jk rowling turns into a wolf and then blows up and dies