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20◇eternally horny asexual◇mutt

[angelboyliveson]

i've said it before but....loser4loser whennnnnn. loser4loser where both guys are sorta awkward and unsure.........where they're both stupid horndogs who are a litte pathetically desperate but its ok cause they can help eachother out..............losers who are watching a lame movie and both get hard at some dumb erotic scene and palm over eachothers pajama pants......losers who have stupid perverted kinks and will embarrass and tease one another for them even though they both are equally gross.....

[hysteric-boy]

Puppy whose tail wags so so fast when they get to cock warm their owner with their mouth!!

[cloudy-mind-messy-notes]

tying up touch starved boys is so fun cause they get ridiculously needy, one little kiss, a hand on their thigh, and suddenly they’re whining and begging to touch you back

[mosscoveredmutt]

Mmmm me someone touch me please please please please please please please please

[mosscoveredmutt]

Wanna lay at the edge of the bed and watch people fuck. I'll probably draw, im absolutely judging the performance.

[mosscoveredmutt]

Being stalked by an obsessive pervert who takes pictures of me everyday and jerks of to them while thinking about how they'll kidnap me wouldn't fix me. But I sure would like it

[mosscoveredmutt]

Mmmm scientists using me for their gross fucked up unethical experiments 🤤

[hysteric-boy]

Owner who shocks you anytime you use human words. You’re a puppy, puppy’s bark! Bark puppy bark!

[digitalvampyr]

pspsps perverted weirdo who is obsessed w me

[collarboundprince]

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

[lovingcrybaby]

men need to yearn more. men need to be on their knees more. idc that you’re twice my size.

[angelzdeath3]

fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth fingers in my mouth

[hazeydaisey]

chewtoy 4 chewtoy we both end up covered in bite marks n hickies n so many sensitive spots to poke which makes cuddling afterwards a very twitchy experience

[gruesomegf]

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

[angel-in-your-basement]

My favourite part about free use is that I don’t even have to be in the mood. I can just be used like a sex toy, touched and groped and fucked, whenever they want, however they want. It’s all for their pleasure. I don’t have to want sex, I just have to want to please them. And I will happily bend over whenever I’m told to if it means they get off on it.

[princess-momkisser]

hey yeah I did the BDSM test and it says I'm adorable and you should call me your little princess and kiss my forehead

[boy-biter]

If u jerk off with a full bladder you can unlock a new scary orgasm where you feel like you're gonna piss yourself

[joeyridersvoid]

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

[joeyridersvoid]

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

[rimonoroni]

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.