Honk if you like Sodomy

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

I should put the Brainwave Jr. reading list back up because it has been too long without it.

[kynvillingur-deactivated2026021]

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

[kynvillingur-deactivated2026021]

absolutely

[ID: a tag by weirdlizard26, reading, “ive never seen death note but i think this is what death note is”. /end ID]

[bamkoon]

[soranatus]

“My name is Holt… I’m a friend of Mekt’s.”

Mekt Ranzz & Holt in Legion of Super-Heroes (1989) Annual 3

Bonus:

— Tom Bierbaum (2009)

[cloudkentsstuff]

Aquaman #5 Cover By David Talaski.

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

it goes from day to night in the time that Barry is searching does Central City have millions of toy factories

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

How Barry responds to the crime:

The crime:

[gotham-at-nightfall]

The Flash // Professor Zoom

By Nicolás R. Giacondino

[prokopetz]

I like how the Kingdom Hearts IV trailer is wall to wall frowning anime boys, then right in the middle for exactly 1.5 seconds Donald and Goofy are just randomly there. They don't even do anything.

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[asafish]

我最爱的杯子

[gwensy]

useless cynical enemy to all things joyful fails to aide in the simple task of holding an umbrella in a way that matters

[gwensy]

He can't do anything right. Baldr kill him

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

Pocket Penis (1217 words) by BookofOdym Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU, DCU (Comics), The Flash (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James Jesse/Evan McCulloch Characters: James Jesse, Evan McCulloch Additional Tags: Mirror Sex, Secret Relationship, Uncircumcised Penis, Foreskin Play, Deepthroating, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs Summary: Evan finds a way to keep fucking James, even if the Trickster is insisting on working for the FBI.

(working my way through rarepair fics)

[drchucktingle]

tough but fair

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

Reading Rogues Revenge after reading Joshua Williamson trying to claim the Rogues don't care about James is so funny. Genuinely think they would have sacrificed Axel to Neron to bring him back if Geoff Johns had read any Mark Waid Flash at all.

[nyhti]

My observation

[buckysknifecollection]

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.