ros (pathetic): i wanted to make you happy

the constellations currently living in my mind rent free free palestine they/he/she elliot :)

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[phantomfirefly]

I’ve gotten hooked on Dungeon Crawler Carl

[boccher]

‭

fix the past

build the future

Voting ended onApr 17

[timberland-4-16-players]

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[tux3d0cat]

My girlfriend

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[hellgrub]

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

[partisan-by-default]

You forgot the other two.

[hustlerose]

WELCOME

TO 8:30 A.M.

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[stellernorth]

[desperate to avoid the inevitability of death] the moral of rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead is never get on a boat or some sort of moving vehicle piloted by someoen else