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Colette | she/they | 27 | ⚧ trans lesbian ⚢ I love my wife @betadunsparce

[fritolaycorporation]

Hey all, I know we all like to have fun here but I got two announcements that Corporate wanted me to relay here today:

First, to reiterate that we are in fact the Official and Legally Endorsed Frito Lay Tumblr blog, and that if you have issues with the content of our posts, please contact Frito Lay Support via our website: https://www.fritolay.com/

[fritolaycorporation]

Second, we have decided to slaughter all our remaining human workers at our North American Frito Lay Institutions and will be replacing them all with various innocent baby animals that will inevitably be crushed into bonus flavor due to workplace hazards and lack of machine maintenance.

[maowives-deactivated20241215]

I encourage anyone who wonders things like "Why does the DPRK hate the United States so much?" or "Why would the United States lie about North Korea?" to, well, first of all, cultivate a sense of empowered investigative curiosity about the world around them, but secondly, to just go to the wikipedia page for The Korean War and check under the "civilian casualties" section.

actually here I'll just drop a screenshot

I want you try to envision that number. The population of the DPRK in 1954 is cited by various Western sources as being between 7.7 million - 10.2 million, however more contemporary sources seem to lean towards the larger number (7.7 million was estimated by the CIA in 1954)

If we say 10 million people, with 1.5 million casualties. That's 15% of the post-war population. 15%. That's a little more frequent than 1 in 7. Imagine one out of every 7 people you know being killed. This study estimates that the median individual has a social network of about 470 people. Rounding down, 15% of that is 70 people. Imagine 70 people out of everyone you know personally being killed. 15% is massive. It's a genuinely sickening and horrific figure.

In comparison, in WWII, according to Wikipedia the UK had a casualty rate of .94% of their 1939 population, and the USSR had a casualty rate closer with 13.7% of their 1940 population.

The United States is a hulking behemoth of death and cruelty and genocide. It is a machine dedicated to one thing, which is the extraction of power and profit at the cost of any amount of human life. Like all bourgeois imperialist powers, it is a mechanism for the transmutation of innocent human life directly into political-economic power.

Moreover, The United States of America must be destroyed.

[michkovs]

REVEALED: The long-suppressed official report on US biowarfare in North Korea

By Jeffrey S. Kaye

No matter how much you hate the US it can never be enough

[natoapologistblocker]

Americans expect everyone they've bombed to smithereens and genocided beyond recognition to leave it as water under the bridge and be grateful to share the earth with them, just like all the countries they've muzzled and domesticated

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[animentality]

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[dungeon-vault]

[milleart]

ABELARD, GET DOWN!

[letterful]

[thornrings]

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[crepuscularpsithurism]

had a tintype photograph taken of me for the first time this weekend

[crepuscularpsithurism]

this is gaydread. my blog of 15 years was terminated with 0 explanation. i am not aware of having broken any rules, i can only assume that i was the target of a terf harassment campaign. i've appealed it but i'm devastated. please boost this so my previous mutuals can find me

[dracula61]

[littleguysdaily]

Bob is performed by the artist Raphaël Gromy

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight