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Colette | she/they | 27 | ⚧ trans lesbian ⚢ I love my wife @betadunsparce

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[fluffysheeple]

Tinkatek, the Augmetics Pokémon

A Tinkatuff which evolves while holding the "Cyber-Mantle" item will evolve into the Electric/Steel-type variant, Tinkatek. Instead of Own Tempo or Mold Breaker, it has either Volt Absorb or its unique ability, Motive Force. Motive Force increases all stats of any Rotom, Magearna, or future Paradox Pokémon battling alongside it in a double battle by 1 stage. Its hidden ability is still Pickpocket. Tinkatek's machine-like vocalisations are thought to be a form of language. Banding together with "apprentice" Tinkatuff, they have been observed congregating in groups of upwards of a hundred individuals, engaging in ritualistic ceremonies to repair dysfunctional or discarded pieces of machinery. Tinkatek zealously defend claimed machinery from anyone but Rotom, which they seem to revere.

[kropotkindersurprise]

footballers writhing around on the field like mating snails

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"let's talk exclusively about crimes in which the suspect is black" was literally what bill o'reilly was doing on fox news when i was in elementary school 20+ years ago, and it was as tired and obvious then as it was back when the nazis were doing it about jews in the 30s, and now trans-men's-rights activists on tumblr are announcing "hey, anyone who would like to describe real or imagined sex crimes exclusively by trans women please form a line for the hate megaphone" like they think they just came up with something new

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

aw, you poor little guy, did the "women YOU'RE allowed to abuse" start talking to each other? you had to put them back in their place? eat shit & die

[dietofworm]

This chud ain't even being slick

[werewiire]

“counting or not counting transfem-on-transfem violence?”

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How did it get up there

[piratekayte]

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

[elierlick]

The juxtaposition of these tweets...

[beemovieerotica]

[spelldealer]

whoops i forgot to do everything in the world

[dogpuppy]

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Pentagon turns earthquake into occupation of Venezuela

The USS Fort Lauderdale in a file photo. The amphibious assault ship is now docked in La Guaira, Venezuela, after the June 24 earthquakes. U

The U.S. Air Force now runs Venezuela’s main international airport. A U.S. amphibious warship is docked at its principal port. MQ-9 Reaper drones and combat helicopters fly reconnaissance over Caracas. Nearly 2,000 U.S. troops are deployed on land, air and sea in and around the country, operating out of two colonies: U.S.-held Puerto Rico and Dutch-held Curaçao.

Washington calls this earthquake relief.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[important-cat-pics]

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[mimill3]

Invasion

[soup-mother]

But like genuinely. "humans have an innate need for spirituality" should be pretty transparently a reactionary opinion. It's simply not true and equates something that some people get benefit from with it being a fundamental aspect of being human (and one that is missing it most people today). You gonna start arguing "children *need* fathers or they grow up broken" next?

[himynameisemail]

[calicokitkat]

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.