high noon has changed its tune

Anna/US/18/Scorpio/INTJ // i love Alex Turner and sometimes i write Milex fanfiction

[zanthe]

Transparent nerds being nerds :v

[most-indignant]

hi yes i'm not active anymore as you may or may not have realized but i'm alive and more or less okay! going through tough times right now and tumblr isn't the best place for me, but i still love you guys and i miss talking to you. that is all xx

[most-indignant]

i finally got my license!!

[most-indignant]

Happy (early) Birthday, Anna! Hope all is well!

thank you (nearly a month late), Erika! 

[most-indignant]

it’s only an hour and a half until my birthday noooo

[4arthias]

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

im just sad and lonely and bad at math

[hellanne]

[kyoeikokoro-deactivated20210219]

[most-indignant]

the signs with their children

Aries: "ah yes..6 months..the perfect age to start boxing classes"

Taurus: [uses a baby-carrier on their teenager]

Gemini: "listen buddy, i don't care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day."

Cancer: rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe

Leo: is prepared to physically fight their child's bullies

Virgo: [pulls out a calculus textbook] "story time."

Libra: the mom in "stacy's mom"

Scorpio: "a lullaby? alright baby....bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin..a hundred mutha fuckas..."

Sagittarius: [newborn vomits on them] "what the...i did not raise you to be like this"

Capricorn: "beautiful baby right? well. not as beautiful as me but..you know, we can't all be so blessed."

Aquarius: [burns their kids hw] "you dont need this..its all up to the system....listen, there's a rebellion coming"

Pisces: [sees their baby sleeping] "what an asshole..why tf cant that be me?"

[most-indignant]

nothing says 'i'm no longer suffering a stomach bug' like bloodborne and disgustingly chocolatey poptarts

[most-indignant]

thanks so much, lovely!

[shwagerr]

If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.

[motherfucking-dragons]

Please do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.

[shuseph]

this is the funnies tfucking post on this entire website

[alexturnerswife]

what an idiot

[most-indignant]

how do i become the old lady in video games who just sits waiting to tell the hero important shit

[most-indignant]

Oh yeah also I love your blog and your face xxx <3

thank you so very much!!!

[most-indignant]

omg I feel the therapy thing on so many levels. Like I've literally fallen asleep during cognitive behavioural therapy before😂

oh god right? i almost fell asleep last week! i'm so glad i'm moving to afternoon appointments soon bc i am a lifeless blob for all morning appointments