What ifall women were bigger and stronger than youand thought they were smarterWhat ifwomen were the ones who started warsWhat iftoo many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildosand no K-Y JellyWhat ifthe state trooperwho pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpikewas a womanand carried a gunWhat ifthe ability to menstruatewas the prerequisite for most high-paying jobsWhat ifyour attractiveness to women dependedon the size of your penisWhat ifevery time women saw youtheyâd hoot and make jerking motions with their handsWhat ifwomen were always making jokesabout how ugly penises areand how bad sperm tastesWhat ifyou had to explain whatâs wrong with your carto big sweaty women with greasy handswho stared at your crotchin a garage where you are surroundedby posters of naked men with hard-onsWhat ifmenâs magazines featured cover photosof 14-year-old boyswith sockstucked into the front of their jeansand articles like:âHow to tell if your wife is unfaithfulâorâWhat your doctor wonât tell you about your prostateâorâThe truth about impotenceâWhat ifthe doctor who examined your prostatewas a womanand called you âHoneyâWhat ifyou had to inhale your bossâs stale cigar breathas she insisted that sleeping with herwas part of the jobWhat ifyou couldnât get away becausethe company dress code requiredyou wear shoesdesigned to keep you from runningAnd what ifafter all thatwomen still wanted youto love them.
For the Men Who Still Donât Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl.Â
She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.
for the men who still donât get it
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