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#my tags ->#mine #reblawg #inspirative work

nobody has a bill preference until you put a fifty and a ten in front of them

lovely man with noted history of confusion and verbal abuse and more said i have beautiful brown eyes sweetheart #thankyou

#people with schizophrenia should come to my window because of how i am patient and helpful and not being weird about it

i can’t work customer service forever because i cannot speak to creepy people without aggressively alluding that i am onto them

#do not say something weird to the girl next to me I can be annoying too and now we can all be uncomfortable together

dirk strider dies in his early-mid thirties during his second manic episode and no one sees it coming they didn’t consider it a real option

the thing about doing a lot of low level physics is that your internal monologue will be for years after regularly plagued with such virtually useless phrases as “heat rises” and “the fastest way through is straight across”

#common sense: low #memorized definitions of things: plentiful #biology is secretly chemistry is secretly physics is secretly math

cacw

too good to be true

#she is so beautiful everyone take notes and write them NOW! !#her flecking and pale color variance like that of a baby bird that got kicked onto the dirt #hashtag aww

66-year-old coworker expressing fondness for Top Gun asking me to remind her of the name of that “religious science thing that’s big in california” and i can’t tell her i’m so excited to watch gay sports anime when i get home

#instead talked about uk lordoftheflies (TRUE)

employment will have you eating shit like peanut butter jam sandwiches

#i need fruit i have none

i HATE homestuck fanartists

mosthoser

you should not put cash in your safety deposit box because 1) it is not insured in case of emergency 2) it does not accrue interest in there and loses value over time and 3) derek has to stand by the door the whole time and get nervous about the line forming while you are counting 100000 dollars under your breath

mosthoser

5 minutes after this post they came out and had me double count 462 bills for them which i paper clipped nicely and my hands got sore. and then they said for me to say hi to my coworker and left. i did not say hi because they did not say thank you and also secondarily because my coworker had left and was not there anymore

#today i also lied a little to a woman’s husband on the marginal chance that she was planning to leave him because he gave me a bad feeling #yes i do weaponized incompetence for feminism

you should not put cash in your safety deposit box because 1) it is not insured in case of emergency 2) it does not accrue interest in there and loses value over time and 3) derek has to stand by the door the whole time and get nervous about the line forming while you are counting 100000 dollars under your breath

#it’s ok and not actually a big deal #i love every visitor

no offense to him truly but i had a guy at my window who uncannily resembled brostriders i seriously broke into a cold sweat

#but his face was not meth afflicted looking #remember when he sex abused a bunch of teenagers and cats and dogs #im like 6 minutes over my allotted break time in the bathroom feeling like the freddy fazbear twitching animation

it’s hard to be socially adept (relatively and it has a rather low bar) and also very prone to annoyingness you have to come up with so many replacement phrases in real times

#and then you have to be graceful when they don’t land #and then your haters will call you fake for adjusting your speech to different demographics you can’t win even when you win

nobody is allowed to talk to me about teen titans 2004

if you bring more than 7,500 dollars to deposit into your local reputable financial institution 20 minutes before closing you are inadvertently doing work for evil spirits

dirk strider accidentally presses his fingernail into the skin underneath his opposite fingernail and almost starts crying from fear

#tormented by visions of doing it harshly he can’t help it #frostpaw might do this too #i wonder if she bites her nails i don’t want her to get pinworms

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