Mr. Jarvis

Edwin Jarvis. Butler to Howard Stark. Occasional partner-in-crime to Peggy Carter. [Indie and semi-selective. Mun and muse are 21+.)

[is2keelah]

Sexual Sunday! Ask my muse NSFW questions and see how they respond.

anon is enabled.

[jarvisismyfuckingcopilot]

It was the touch to the shoulder that broke him externally. The first contact Tony had since this shit storm started. He hadn’t even been able to put his father in the ground yet, wanting to do it all in one go. There was no way Tony would be able to give two separate eulogy’s. No way he would have kept himself together in front of the cameras for any sustained amount of time. He was grateful Jarvis was there; honestly he wouldn’t have been able to get through this without him.

It started with a clenched hand in the butler’s jacket. Breath shuddering, tears finally breaking free and arms helplessly wrapped around the man’s middle. Sobbing like he was six again and Howard had just kicked him out of the lab. But a trip to the menagerie wasn’t going to make this any better. No matter how many koalas or flamingos were there.

Tony wanted it to be over, to wake up tomorrow and this pain in  his chest would be numb. He could help that along, dad had left one hell of a liquor cabinet. “Thank you,” he murmured into Jarvis’ side, “for everything.”

[mostjarvelous-blog]

Jarvis had told himself that he would mourn privately for Howard and Maria Stark. That he would keep his composure for Tony’s sake. But hearing the broken sounds coming from Tony was too much. His arms wrapped around him and he dropped his cheek to the top of his head, his own tears falling free.

“I’m sorry, Tony. I’m so sorry.”

There was nothing else he could say that would make this situation less painful. Tony was losing his mother, had already lost his father. There would be the funeral (the arrangements of which Jarvis would deal with) and the press and all the damned, well-wishers descending to give their condolences. None of which Tony needed. 

He remembered vividly the times he had consoled Tony. Taking him to the menagerie or sitting in the kitchen with a cup of tea while Tony had hot chocolate, talking to the boy until well past his bedtime. 

“I know it’s not much...but you have me. You are not doing all of this on your own.”

[the-best-toys-archive-blog]

“Jarvis, please. Don’t pretend you don’t know. I’ve heard you and Pepper using the tell tale hushed tones of party planning for weeks now.”

[mostjarvelous-blog]

“How do you know it’s party planning? Miss Potts and I might have some other secret we are attempting to keep.” Not very likely. Even after all these years he was still a terrible liar.

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Pssttt, I’m bored. Send my muse anons about anything you’ve ever wondered about them or the people in their life.

[brittsmemes]

Suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no.

[fuckyeahladiesofthemcu-deactiva]

The Ladies of Marvel’s Agent Carter episodes 206 and 207

[angstmemes]

worried starters

trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

[thelovelyarchangeljophiel-deact]

Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

[goddamndeadpool-a-deactivated20]

[mostjarvelous-blog]

“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” (twelvepercentastark - Hi there!)

Jarvis looked up from the list he had been making, offering EJ a small smile. Though he might be feeling a bit tired, it wasn’t something he was going to burden him with.

“Yes. I’m fine. Was there something I can do for you, Master EJ?”

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Pssttt, I’m bored. Send my muse anons about anything you’ve ever wondered about them or the people in their life.

[angstmemes]

Basic Angst Starters

because sometimes what’s left to the imagination is much more terrifying.

“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” “I just heard something… Something bad…” “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!” “What’s all this blood?!” “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “You should probably sit down for this.” “Please tell me you forgive me!” “I can’t live without you!” “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.” “What the hell happened to you?!” “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!” “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!” “I knew not to trust you!” “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!” “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!” “How could you do this to me?!” “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!” “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?” “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.” “Please… you’re scaring me…” “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.” “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.” “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?” “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.” “Do you remember anything?” “You have to tell me who did this to you!” “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.” “What’s your fucking problem?!” “Are you crying?” “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!” “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.” “You… are dying?” “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?” “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!” “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?” “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!” “When’s the last time you slept?”.

[the-best-toys-archive-blog]

“Quick reminder, there are eight shopping days left until my birthday.”

[mostjarvelous-blog]

Jarvis looked up from his newspaper, head tilting a bit to the side. Expertly hiding a smile. “Is it that time again already?”

[jarvisismyfuckingcopilot]

Tony swallowed hard, only nodding when he passed by the only bit of family he would soon have left. To think, the great Howard Stark taken out by a damn car crash. His wife a mere shell that would give out any day now. Merry fucking Christmas, Tony, Santa ain’t coming this year. 

He sank in the chair beside his mother’s bed, tubes and lines attached to more places than Tony even knew she had. He took her hand, sniffling as he brought it to his lips, careful not to pull anything loose. Part of him was still holding out for a miracle, that tomorrow the doc would walk in and have some sort of cure. “I love you, mom, I don’t think i’ve said that since I was a kid, some son I am, huh?”  Tony had never been someone to show emotion easy, not after he hit his teenage years. It was hard enough being smarter than everyone in your school, but the youngest– he had learned early on how to hide his emotions. Something that would come in hand later in life.

He  attempted a laugh, hiding it in a half sob; looking back at J with lost eyes. “I–I don’t… I don’t want to lose her.”

[mostjarvelous-blog]

Jarvis followed Tony into the room, closing the door behind himself to give them the privacy they needed. Even with the increased security, there was still the fear that someone was going to sneak through and capture a moment no one else should see. They would have their photos and stories soon enough. Papers would be sold with images of a grieving Tony Stark. Some things never changed.

He moved behind Tony, a hand dropping to the boy’s (he would always be a boy to Jarvis) shoulder. “I know, Tony.” His voice broke on the words, unable to hold back the emotion he had been keeping in to remain strong for the son of a man he considered a friend.

Always cleaning up the messes. 

But this wasn’t one of Howard’s messes. It was a car accident, pure and simple. A car accident had claimed the life of a great man and his wife and left their son behind.

Jarvis wasn’t going to try to build up Tony’s hopes that Maria would make a miraculous recovery. Even if Tony wanted to believe it. He had always sworn to be honest with Tony. Too many people told Tony what they thought he wanted to hear, or what would put them in Tony’s good graces. Not Jarvis. Never Jarvis.

[magnusthisisthenightmarescenari]

Yeah I like that guy who plays Jarvis in Agent Carter.

*looks up pictures*

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

He’s hot

[mostjarvelous-blog]

Death Note {Sentence Starters}

"That's all you are. Nothing more, and nothing less."

"I am also childish and I hate to lose. That's how I know."

"You've taken quite a liking to it."

"Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?"

"Keep all important information in your mind only."

"My number of friends has increased yet again."

"It's obvious now, this is a direct challenge to me."

"Humans are truly disgusting creatures!"

"In the end, you're nothing more than a crazy serial killer."

"Don't you see this is all just an accident?"

"You actually thought you were chosen because you're so smart or something? Don't be so vain."

"You look so mad. I thought you might want some cake, too."

"Coincidence? No, too convenient."

"Someone has to do it, so why not me?"

"I can't stand when people's cell phones are ringing when I'm trying to talk."

"But I can do it. In fact, I'm the only one who can."

"I wanna eliminate my competition. I will be the best. I don't care what it takes."

"I'll give you a strawberry if you keep this a secret."

"If you can't solve the puzzle, then you're nothing but a loser."

"If we're wrong, all it'll cost is an apology."

"This world is rotten, and those who are making it rot deserve to die."

"You're asking me why? I did it 'cause I was bored."

"I'll take a potato chip; and eat it!"

"Even if I'm far away and alone, I can be sure that you'll find me there."

"As long as it doesn't kill me, college is a lot of fun."

"I can't carry on knowing these people will die. That's just immoral."

"What are you trying to achieve by passing judgement on them?"

"So, come on! Kill me if you can!"

"It's just as I thought. Humans are so interesting."

"However gifted you are, you alone can't change the world."

"Do you think that I'm actually capable of becoming a murderer?"

"Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake."

"All humans will, without exception, eventually die."

[mostjarvelous-blog]

[continued from here:]

Jarvis ran his hand over his face. No matter how many times he was put in the situation of waiting in a hospital, it would never get easier. He remembered a time, so many years ago, when he and Peggy Carter had sat together after his wife had been shot, waiting to see if she was going to make it.

It had been the doctor that suggested Jarvis send Tony home. There was no sense in the young man sitting at Maria’s side waiting for the inevitable. Originally, he had agreed, but now he wasn’t so sure. 

“Tony...” No Master Anthony or Mr. Stark. Just...Tony. Jarvis had known Howard for so long, had been there for the ups and downs and watched him alienate the people that cared for him. He had seen the toll it took on Tony and Maria and slowly saw that Tony would end up on the same path.

Jarvis had been more than just the butler for so many years. 

"You’re right. You’re not a child anymore.” He could feel the emotion in his chest, but he fought against it. Right now, he was all Tony had. Finally, he stepped out of the way, head ducked down. 

[rpmememaker]

Torture my character sentence meme

[theoreticalguardianangel-deacti]

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”