💋

[psychic-vamp]

ur twenties is just reciting "life is tough but i am tougher" 500 times a day. sometimes thru tears

[motelwh0re]

Life hates me, but I hate it more

[31st]

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

[31st]

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

[angy-sage-deactivated20200315]

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

[bearotonin-international]

[motelwh0re]

I'd love stumbling upon cute bears in the snow. If they shread me up, that's on me. I fucked up.

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[motelwh0re]

🤧it's tough

[daily-spooky]

[motelwh0re]

Reading this mid anxiety attack and sliding back into a depression for 2 months.

[fearlessbandito]

anyone not liking the rock influence of guts is BORING!!!! YALL ARE BOOORRRINNGGG!!!!! i am simply living my best life !!!!!!

[motelwh0re]

OLIVIA DID NOT FUCKING DISAPPOINT

[motelwh0re]

PLEASE DO NOT SEND NUDES AND DO NOT ASK FOR NUDES.

I don't do that. <3

[motelwh0re]

I'm just a baby, but they try to slut shame me.

[motelwh0re]

Call me slut, it feels gr8

[babyyycowboyyy]

🎀𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤🎀

[motelwh0re]

I wanna be your dolly🩰

[motelwh0re]

Username was: d1ef1rst

Username change: motelwh0re

Icon credit: @iconsnessa

Header: from pinterest

[fearlessbandito]

i’m like if chandler bing was a swiftie and a girl

[motelwh0re]

I'm like if chandler bing was in the 5sos fam and a girl

[fearlessbandito]

the straight people who care about the game vs the gay people who only care about rihanna on my dash lmaooo

[motelwh0re]

no cause for real.

[motelwh0re]

hi there bb, i love you! hope you're okay <3

omggg! i miss you so so much love! i’m doing okay, i hope you are as well. Love you!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blvkvvolf-deactivated20221026]

i wish some of you lived down the street so i could go to your house and bother you in person every single day

[filthyprotozoan]

avril was right life IS like this you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty you promised me i’d never find you faking no no no

[motelwh0re]

Kidnapped Part Two

Y/n, Tara and Stas: *back home*

Y/n: Katrina you missed it! 

Tara: IT WAS SO MUCH FUN 

Katrina: Ooo tell me all about it! What happened? 

Stas: Some dude kidnapped us 

Katrina: oh w-..WAIT WHAT?? 

Y/n: don't worry we got away and guess what?? 

Tara: I took a 20 from his wallet! 

Katrina: 

 Y/n and Stas: ... 

Tara: what?? it's what he gets? don't fuck with me 

Stas: um.. 

Y/n: anyway, I was gonna say ...GUESS WHAT 

Sam: what?

 Y/n: I found this! *shows her new Nirvana shirt* 

Stas: *smiles and nods* AND I GOT FREE KFC FROM THE DUDE 

 Katrina: *in shock*

Sam: *confused* 

Colby: sweet shirt 

Devyn: you didn't like...steal it or find it laying around right? 

Y/n: Nooo i got it from Hot Topic 

Devyn: Oh 

Tara: yeah we went shopping 

Jake: before getting kidnapped or after? 

Stas and Tara: both 

Corey: wait wait you got kidnapped and decided  "hey why not go shopping"

 Y/n, Stas, Tara: Yes. 

Sam and Jake: WHY 

Sam: jinx you owe me a coke 

Jake: fuck off 

Sam: *pouts*

Colby, smiling: I'll get you a coke 

Jake: get me one too 

Colby: fuck off.