Say What Ya Feel

My life is simple. Sex Food Gym

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Signs as pickup lines part 2

Aries: You owe me a drink, (omfg why?) 'Cause when I looked at you I dropped mine

Taurus: Are you from France baby? 'Cause Norte DAMN!!!

Gemini: Hey baby are you an orphanage? 'Cause I wanna put my babies in you!!

Cancer: You'll be wetter than my wash cloth when am finished with you

Leo: You're the only girl I love now.... But in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you mummy.

Virgo: 'Am not staring at your boobs, Am' looking into your heart

Libra: On a scale one to America how free are you tonight?

Scorpio: I just made my bed 'wanna help me mess it up again?

Sagittarius: You remind me of a piece of fine art (Oml Wut? Why?) 'cause I wanna hammer you on the wall

Capricorn: Wanna buy me dinner?

Aquarius: Spell me (idk M-E?) you forgot the D (wtf there's no D in me) Not yet baby

Pisces: I'd Like to do you like my homework, slam you on the desk and do you all night!

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Watch: She has seen a lot but this is what hurts her the most.

[thursday]

[prideprejudce]

my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat

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Read the whole thing.

[fuckyeahcrossfit]

[bullied]

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

[twistedkitty-kat]

[lil-miss-curious]

this.

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[dephus]

Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.

Johanna de Silentio (via ohteenscanrelate)

[aaronmoses]

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Dillon Bae Francis 😍

[makeupbag]

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When you have to tell a man, on how to be a man... They're obviously not a man

[keeppthevibe]

I like clingy. I like when someone purposely grabs my hand to show other people I’m theirs. I like that when something exciting happens during the day, I’m the first person you want to tell. I like coming back to an “I miss you” text message when I’m in class or taking a nap. I like that random call at one in the morning just because you wanted to hear my voice. I little gestures that show I’m important, and you enjoy having me in your life.

[sixpenceee]

Thought this was useful! Here’s a post on 7 questions you should ask at the end of every interview. 

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Mmmm

[raversaurusrex-deactivated20231]

Everyones going to EDC and/or Paradiso and I feel so left out :( at least I have Nocturnal to look forward to

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Just think of it as a ... HUGE SAVING EXPENSE ^.^

[diaryofnastia]

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[vacants]

I want to be around people that do things. I don’t want to be around people anymore that judge or talk about what people do. I want to be around people that dream and support and do things.

Amy Poehler   (via makethemdream)