martholomew

[dinuguan]

[bl0w-m3]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

i love adding "no commentary" after typing in the name of a game on youtube. begone letsplayers 🤺 i will be hearing none of your jests tonight 🤺 back! back i say! 🤺🤺

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

natural blondes quit trying you will NEVER have what fake blondes have

[qwk-archive-deactivated20231101]

[beadyeyes]

did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

[beadyeyes]

im being serious every time you reblog this a hostage dies

[clonepa3]

lalallalalalalalal *frolicking* 

[beadyeyes]

omgg lalalalyayyayayyy *chases you*

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[betteroff]

WILL SMITH slapping CHRIS ROCK at the 94th Annual Academy Awards (March 27th, 2022).

[gonebyebyebyeeee]

going to spend some quiet time in the kiln

[mypoorcanary]

fuck it *makes little holes in a cigarette and plays it like a recorder*

[nastywizard]

Jacks off to strategically raise my blood pressure to a normal level

[nflstreet]

pussy from a victorian milf got me asking pray tell

[45percenterthen]

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

[thepleasuregoblin]

you are all sick in the head

[45percenterthen]

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

[byjove]

I’m begging you all to listen to this audio message my dad sent me

[vergak]

[bluehairedspidey]

*radiohead voice* i’m a creep…

i’m a himbo…

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

What? You can’t quit the cock sucking championships now, you’re our best player!

[driesvand]