[mypoorcanary]

[mypoorcanary]

women u went to school with are always posting photos where they look absolutely gorgeous and therell be a man next to her who looks like if a wet receipt suddenly developed consciousness and then u read the caption and shes announcing her engagement to him

[mypoorcanary]

fuck it lets just watch youtube shorts at full volume in the office no headphones. pure ai voiceover of interview troll moments mixed with liverpool fc team rumours. need me to do something thats part of my job? i actually dont know how to do that and -oh hold on im getting a call from a coworker from my other job who wants to gossip for like an hour btw i was never taught how to print documents or send emails or write addresses on envelopes so pls dont ask me to do any of that ok im just going to sit here and talk on the phone while watching youtube shorts

[cherubg1rl]

[apolladay]

Have you ever been to a celebrity's grave?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 28 minutes

Define celebrity however you'd like.

[planetadfic]

the final rule of being a sports fan is BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

[deepinourengines]

last night was a peel session

[mypoorcanary]

this is my friend he is very kind and nice

[belleetrangere]

Place-des-Arts Station, Exit B, Montreal, Canada (2026).

From my series Tiohtià:ke Is Brutal, capturing the subway stations in Montreal.

[markatoto]

dodge this

[chicknparm]

Smoking that shit that made John See Reilly

[diamondseaside]

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

[mypoorcanary]

new frost children is soooo good

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[mypoorcanary]

#lowkey

[mossycakes]

kendall: i fucking hate my life

roman: IM GAY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shiv:

[rpfofficial]

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan