A friend of mine insulted Eugene x Rapunzel and so I fought them.
I mean I lost but the general idea was still there.
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A friend of mine insulted Eugene x Rapunzel and so I fought them.
I mean I lost but the general idea was still there.
Gothel’s eyes widened, she placed a hand on her chest dramatically. “My my Rapunzel, you seem to have gained some courage since I last saw you. It’s almost, cute, however pathetic.” The last word is said with a tinge of venom.
“Enough of this, enough of the floating lights!” Gothel shouted, but quickly calmed herself. “You have proven to me you are too naive. Look at you, do you think they truly love you as I do? The ones who have locked you in this palace? Look at you, you don’t wear shoes, your posture is atrocious. Do you really think you are the daughter they want? Now, come with me Rapunzel. Mother knows best.”
I shall work on replies in a minute. Sorry I keep disappearing but I’m still around!
atlantis: the lost empire sentence starters.
it’s just a myth, isn’t it?
that is where you’d be wrong.
impossible, you say?
i’ll take your questions now.
don’t let it happen again!
well, this is it. i am finally getting out of the dungeon.
they can’t do this to me!
i swear, he gets crazier every year.
if i ever hear that word again, i’ll step in front of a bus!
i have new evidence that–
we depend on you.
you have a lot of potential. don’t throw it all away chasing fairytales.
i can prove it exists!
how did you get in here?
i came down the chimney. ho, ho, ho.
i’m acting on behalf of my employer who has a most intriguing proposition for you.
are we clear?
relax. he doesn’t bite… often.
join me in a little yoga?
he was crazy as a fruit bat, he was.
he knew how much i liked my privacy.
i keep a low profile.
he said if anything were to happen to him, i should give it to you when you were ready.
i wasn’t born yesterday, son.
yeah, looks like gibberish to me.
it’s not gibberish to me.
i will make them believe.
this is exactly what i wanted to hear.
i am a man who keeps his word.
i’m going to the afterlife with a clear conscience.
if i could bring back just one shred of proof… that’d be enough for me.
don’t like to leave loose ends.
i’m your man – you will not regret this!
boy i am so excited, i can’t even hold it in!
what in the cockadoodle is cilantro?
i got your four basic food groups – beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!
alright, cowboy. pack it up and move it out.
if you’re looking for the pony rides, they’re back there.
you dropped your dynamite.
what else have you, uh, got in there?
when you settle a bet, you settle a bet.
he always believed you couldn’t put a price on the pursuit of knowledge.
this should be enriching for all of us.
you ask too many questions.
do not be such a crybaby.
now tell me your story, my little friend.
what have i told you about playing nice with the other kids?
i used to take lunch money from guys like this.
hard to believe he’s still single.
do you want to do my job? be my guest.
we’re getting killed out here!
we have a crisis on our hands.
we’ve been up this particular creek before… and we’ve always come through, paddle or no paddle.
from here on in, everyone pulls double duty.
looks like all our chances for survival rest with you.
we’re all gonna die.
put out that cigarette.
you didn’t just drink that, did you?
don’t move. don’t breathe. don’t do anything, except pray maybe.
you’re so skinny, if you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, you’d look like a zipper.
we’ve been pretty tough on the kid. what do you say we cut him some slack?
don’t you ever close that book?
relax. we don’t get paid overtime.
sometimes i get a little carried away.
i guess i’m still a little rusty at this.
and now i’m telling you, you don’t wanna know.
i’m gonna kill him.
go back to bed.
alright, who’s not dead?
now don’t everybody jump up at once.
you really came through.they can smell fear just by looking at you.
about time someone hit him.
we come in peace.
someone’s having a good time.
he’s like a kid at christmas.
this changes everything.
this changes nothing.
your journey has been in vain.
a thousand years ago, you would have slain them on sight.
we were once a great people. now we live in ruins.
the kings of our past would weep if they could see how far we have fallen.
our way of life is dying.
someone needs to talk to her. someone with good people skills.
i have some questions for you and you are not leaving this city until they are answered.
you are a scholar, are you not? judging from your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else.
you got another question for me?
that’s what i do, that’s my job.
such knowledge has been lost to us.
how was my accent?
that’s an easy thing to miss.
i just wish he could be standing here with me.
we are not thriving. true, our people live, but our culture is dying.
we are like a stone the ocean beats against. with each passing year, a little more of us is worn away.
i have brought you to this place to ask you for your help.
you do swim, do you not?
why don’t you lead the way because i have no idea where we’re going.
what’s… what’s with all the guns?
i am such an idiot.
this is just another treasure hunt for you.
i would’ve told you sooner but it was strictly on a need-to-know-basis… and, well. now you know.
i had to be sure you were one of us.
i’m no mercenary.
mercenary? i prefer the term “adventure capitalist”.
you don’t know what you’re tampering with.
you take that away, and they’ll die.
if you gave back every stolen artefact from a museum, you’d be left with an empty building.
we’re just providing a necessary service to the archeological community.
i’ve got to admit, i’m disappointed.
for once, do the smart thing.
i really hate it when negotiations go sour.
tell them to drop their weapons now!
you’re not applying yourself.
i’d suggest you put a bandage of that bleeding heart of yours.
you don’t have the slightest idea what this power of capable of.
why don’t you translate and i’ll wave the gun around.
no don’t! don’t touch her!
but that’s what it’s all about, right? money.
you’ve read darwin. it’s called natural selection. we’re just helping it along.
we’re all going to die.
this is wrong and you know it.
we’re this close to our biggest payday ever and you pick now of all times to grow a conscience?!
we’ve done a lot of things we’re not proud of, but nobody got hurt.
i followed you in, and i’ll follow you out.
well, i think we’ve seen how effective my decisions have been.
it’s been my experience that when you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.
i didn’t say it was the smart thing, but it is the right thing to do.
we better make sure he doesn’t hurt himself.
bring jerky and ammo.
i love it when i win.
don’t get shot.
you told me he only had guns!
less talk, more saw.
looks like somebody’s working overtime.
i really wish i had a better idea than this.
you said we were in this together!
well, i have to hand it to you. you’re a bigger pain in the neck than i would have ever though possible.
it takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations. you just won the solid gold kewpie doll.
if we don’t get out of here, we’ll die.
i only wish there was more we could do for you.
i don’t think the world needs another hero.
i hear there’s an opening down here for an expert in gibberish.
you take good care of yourself.
let me get this straight… you didn’t find anything?
i’m going to miss that boy.
i hope this piece of proof is enough for you.
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Eugene was still in the middle of switching his mindset from going for his daily routine he looked forward to to dealing with this. He should be calling the guards at this instant. Yet that option sounded stupid in the back of his head. It would just look like something else entirely and Cassandra would probably assume that he just couldn’t handle Gothel himself.
He narrowed his eyes when she came closer. “Did you see me cower? I’m not trying.” It was a different mask and he really was not that brave, but this was not about him. That was about Rapunzel and the return of her abuser who could obviously not be up to any good.
“News flash. You are not her mother.” Although he was sort of familiar with family-ish bonds that went beyond being related by blood this did not qualify as such in his book. “…or else? What are you going to do?” The better question yet; what was he going to do? “You should surrender while you still have the chance to.” He kept his eyes glued to her warily. Last time she backstabbed him while he had been occupied. This was not happening again.
She crossed her arms, completely losing her amusement with the situation before her. She really wished she had her dagger. “You do not cower because you are a fool.”
“Oh really? All those years raising her certainly had me fooled.” She retorted drily. “Who else would be her parents? The king and queen? I am the one who fed her, who kept a roof over her head. Like it or not, she is my daughter. We are connected.” She let out a humourless laugh.
“You already know what I can do. Surrender? Oh I believe you are braver than I give you credit for. Or perhaps you are simply stupider than I imagined. What could you possibly do to me? Call the guards? What makes you think it will work this time, when it didn’t so long ago?”
priincessofcorona
Emerald orbs widened at her supposed mother’s words, she could feel her stomach twist and her heart beat loudly in her ears. She thought she had seen the last of Gothel after she fell from the tower window six months ago… but somehow here she was in her bedroom at the castle before Rapunzel.
Everything within in told her to run, to get help as fast as she could but yet she found herself rooted to the ground of her own bedroom unable to move her own feet.
“H-how are you here? No you are not my mother. You never loved me. You only loved what I had. You loved the power I possess. That was all you ever cared about!”
With the return of Rapunzels hair, Gothel too had come back to life. Naturally the first thing Gothel wanted to do was retrieve her flower. No matter what. She awaited Rapunzel in her room- really you would think they would get better security after last time- and she waited.
Gothel raised an eyebrow in a mix of amusement and surprise. Now, it seemed Rapunzel needed to relearn respect. She should have known the royals would undo all of her hard work.
“Oh now that is crazy talk darling! I love you most, remember? Who have you been listening to? Certainly not the wanted thief? Surely you are not so naive as to believe him, my flower?”
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Shoulders went up to her ears at her name, a moment needing to pass for her to roll them and lower them. That’s what she got for preferring a nickname that had been given to her just to bug her mother. “Another set of hands to grab the wand? I mean, it’s not like any of us were actually asked if we WANTED to go. It was more of a ‘guess what, you’re going’.” She was onlyslightly complaining. “Course I do!” Cue the somewhat forced smile, “But you know Maleficent. Not gonna take no for an answer.”
“How many hands does one need to grab a stick?” She said with a small laugh. Gothel twirled a strand of Gwyndolyn’s hair around her finger. “Now darling, I am certain I could convince Maleficent to let you stay. After all, you are so young. It wouldn’t be good for you to go to another city just yet! Especially one so vastly different. There are so many dangers you are not familiar with just yet.”
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