Caster of Red

Caster Class Servant of the Red Faction and the most celebrated Playwright who ever existed. Main blog to Kiara, Twice & Fiyah.

[dailyarturia]

wheres my goddamn wife you hack

[motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright]

"scenario cause I'm bored" Shakespeare is summoned in Zero!Grail war. To make this work, let's say he's summoned by more gualified master than Uryuu

Ooh fun, I love these. I’ll do one for all the possible Masters, but I’ll leave out Ryunoske since a Serial Killer with no catalyst wouldn’t summon Shakespeare.

Kiritsugu: The Magus Killer summoning Shakespeare instead of Saber changes the entire power dynamic of the War, and also potentially bones everyone when Kerry realizes the Grail is corrupted. Plausibly, Tokiomi summons Gilgamesh, Waver summons Iskandar, Kayneth could summon Saber Diarmuid, Kirei summons Hassan, Kariya still summons Lancelot (Berzerker) leaving one random Mage to summon the Lancer, or Ryunoske summons a Lancer like Liz or Vlad, someone who wouldn’t mind his extracurriculars. In theory, with a Caster who can only Enchant and who wants to watch the Grail War go down, Kiritsugu would be free to carry on as he pleases, only with Shakespeare along to try and get notes about what he’s doing. Because he doesn’t need to have Iri along to pretend to be Saber’s Master, she can stay behind and might not die, this could also spare Maya from Kirei, with Kiritsugu going on an epic MGS style campaign to assassinate the other Masters. It’s likely that the dominoes fall in the same spots as they did in F/Z Proper, except this time there’s no way to destroy the Corrupted Grail and Avenger burninates the world. 

Jean Rum: The alternative is that Jean Rum summons Shakespeare like she did in Apocyrpha, except this time the two get to work together. It’s possible that there’ll be a Team Up with either Team Saber or Team Rider, but ultimately I don’t think the two would make it out alive, though it is possible Shakespeare might sacrifice himself to save his Master.

Kayneth: Riperoni Kayneth, though at least Shakespeare doesn’t have a magic mole to seduce your fiancé with. If Kayneth ends up with a Caster he’s going to be extra sneaky since Shakespeare is barely a Caster as it is. Which means the big man himself is going to be doing some heavy lifting. Either that or rage quitting.

Waver: Imagine Waver getting jebaited and stealing a catalyst for Shakespeare instead of Iskandar. This makes Waver’s Underdog Status even more perilous as the two wouldn’t be able to do much on their own. It also means Kayneth summons Iskandar himself and someone else gets a Lancer. It may also mean Kayneth’s Survival and Waver’s Death.

Tokiomi: There’s no way in Hell Tokiomi would screw up this bad.

Kirei: Not sneaky and backstabby enough.

Kariya: He might end up a little less crazy and refrain from getting baited by Kirei and Gil, but they’d be up a particular creek without a paddle. Even if they managed to claw their way to the finals, all is not going to end well, though their last act may be to defy Zouken and get Sakura as far away from Fuyuki as possible.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[noblepeasant]

Jesus punishes a sinner by making her French.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Jeanne d’Arc origin story

[drag-on-dra-goon]

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@motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright​ replied:

“Ooh, can I write about it?”

   Why would he expect anything else from Shakespeare, the man who wrote tragedy after tragedy? 

   “ You know I can’t stop you, Shakespeare-kun. “

[motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright]

“Aw, Master, I am flattered by your hesitance to use a Command Seal to dissuade me. Let us gather the details over tea!” Shakespeare said, enthusiastically grabbing his Master by the hand to drag him to what had become Chaldea’s Writing Room.

[twosided-twisted-fate]

@motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright​

“𝒿𝓊𝒹𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒾 𝒹𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝟧𝟪𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝑒'𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝟥 𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝓈𝒶𝒾𝒹 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒸𝑒𝓁𝑒𝒷𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓈 𝐼𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒶𝓀𝒾 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒮𝒽𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓃  𝒾𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑒!" 

[motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright]

“While I cannot disagree with the desire to celebrate, I think we may wish to practice some discretion as to who we seek libations from. I would wager one of the Samurai, Lady Musashi, Mister Kojiro or even Lord Yagyu would be easier to deal with than two rather rambunctious Oni.”

[dragonsmemesandrpchelp-a]

Reblog if you’re always happy to answer asks pertaining to your muse(s) at any time even if you’ve not reblogged any meme lists recently.

[rockyreillyroadarchive-deactiva]

Lets play: OTP, BROTP, or NOTP

send me any ship, and I mean ANY ship, and I’ll tell you if its an OTP, BROTP, or NOTP!

[call-me-noa]

Callback to 2 years ago when the Fate/Apocrypha website posted these outfits after the anime ended.

I think I actually prefer this Jeanne outfit to her more common formal outfit, the one that's on an anniversary CE in GO and a costume in Extella Link.

Also you can pose Amakusa and Semiramis so their arms are hooked together.

[asagamifujiino]

(for Musashi) "Saber, not to judge, but why would you try and make Udon in the Holy Grail?"

“Because I could? I just wanted to see if the magic from the grail made the udon taste any better.” A simple answer from an uncomplicated mind. Forget the creation of an entire singularity, just enjoy udon.

[motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright]

“...did...did your efforts yield discernible results?” Shakespeare asked, dumbfounded that Musashi would use the Holy Grail of all things to prepare food, but also that he was asking her if there was any difference. The Caster couldn’t help but marvel at how the Genius Swordsman made it so far in her life.

[motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright]

"kiss me you idiot," says the harpy to the playwright.

“There’s no need to insult me.” Shakespeare grumbled, giving the harpy a kiss on the cheek before backing up. “Satisfactory?”

[motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright]

“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

“I am confident, but not certain. Either way you may want to prepare yourself in case I am wrong.” Shakespeare stated, confidence in his face, but inside he was anything but. There was no guarantee they would walk away with the materials their Master needed, even less of a Guarantee that Victory would be quick. If they were lucky, combat would last only as long as it took them to deploy their Noble Phantasms, if not, then Shakespeare hoped he could at least stun the monsters to prevent any further harm.

[fancied-another-meme]

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction

[heromaterial-archive]

“Are you even listening to me?” “Are you even listening to yourself?” “Are you sure they won’t find out?” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “Are you threatening me?” “Be mine.” “Can you be anymore obvious?” “Do I know you?” “Do you love me?” “Do you remember this?” “Do you trust me?” “Don’t go.” “Don’t let me die” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t make me beg.” “Don’t you dare come near me!” “Don’t you dare.” “Explain yourself.” “For you, I would _____” “Give it back.” “Give me another chance.” “Have you ever even done this before?” “How drunk are you right now?” “I already regret this.” “I am not wearing that.” “I can’t believe you missed that.” “I can’t do this anymore.” “I can’t even look at you.” “I could kill you!” “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.” “I didn’t do it.”“ “I didn’t know you could do that.” “I don’t want to look at you right now.” “I guess this is goodbye.” “I hate you.” “I have to go.” “I just want to cuddle.” “I know your secret.” “I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” “I love you.” “I miss you so very much.” “I missed you.” “I need a drink.” “I need a hug.” “I never really loved you.” “I owe you.” “I think I broke it.” “I think I’m falling in love with you. “ “I think I’m forgetting something.” “I think it’s broken.” “I trust you.” “I want to be yours.” “I want to try this thing I read in a book.” “I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.” “I’ll be there in five minutes.”

 ”This is really inappropriate.” “I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?” “I’m bad for you.” “I’m dying.” “I’m going to be sick.” “I’m not speaking to you anymore.” “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.” “I’ve never heard that one before.” “If you stay quiet, no one will know.” “Is that my shirt?” “It was me” “It’s so beautiful.” “It’s time to choose.” “Just five more minutes.” “Just go.” “Just leave me alone.” “Just let me die.” “Just relax.” “Just what did we do last night?” “Kiss me you idiot.” “Kiss me.” “Like you even care.” “Little too late, don’t you think?” “Make me.” “Marry me?” “My Parents don’t know” “My parents know.”“ “Never again.” “Nh, don’t be so rough!” “No, that can’t be my baby.” “No! You can’t die on me now!” “Obviously there is something between us.” “Of all the things i’ve heard, that hurt the most.” “Put it away.” “Put your trousers on!” “Put. The. Weapon. Down.” “Quiet, I am trying to think.” “Relax, I have a plan.” “Really?” “Shut up and listen.” “Take responsibility.” “That isn’t mine.” “That looked easier on TV.” “That sounds painful.” “That was a bad plan.” “That’s mine!” “That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” “They’re coming.” “This seems familiar.” “This stays between us.” “Truth hurts, don’t it?” “Unbelievable. I can’t believe you right now.” “Very good, you had me fooled.” “Want to hear a secret?” “We need to talk.” “We’re moving too fast.” “Well that was unexpected.” “What are we doing here?” “What are you afraid of?” “What are you touching?” “What are you?” “What do you need?” “What happened to you?” “What have I done this time?” “What if someone catches us?” “What sort of noise was that?” “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “What were you thinking?” “Where are my clothes?” “Where did you find this?” “Where do you even find this sort of thing?” “Where were you?” “Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?” “Why are you wearing that?” “Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.” “You could have died!” “You could have killed someone!” “You coward.” “You don’t need to be so gentle.” “You drive me crazy!” “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” “You lied to me!” “You mean everything to me.” “You owe me.” “You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!” “You’re all out of ____.” “You’re an idiot.” “You’re bad for me.” “You’re dead to me.” “You’re pregnant and it’s mine.” “You’re really good at this…” “You’re so weird.” “You’re under arrest.”

[saintharted-a]

Hey there Fate RPC, it’s ya girl Kae. I finally moved Jannu to her own blog, so if you’re interested in interaction with a saint who’s busted af and capable of punching dragons while simultaneously being very soft: Please give this post a like/reblog!

[eviefyres]

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other .

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other .

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other .

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other .

[chxldeas-a]

@motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright​ asked: (Dealer’s Choice on Muse) “It’s fine if it isn’t enough. Fun is best a little at a time.”

UTADA HIKARU STARTERS [ACCEPTING]

Semiramis only sighed in exasperation over the Caster’s words. His flowery language combined with his cheeky attitude was a recipe for a headache. Sometimes, she didn’t understand why Amakusa kept him around. Here she was, reconstructing her hanging gardens, and with his incessant chattering and commentary on her progress. She would’ve killed him on the spot there and then, but Amakusa wouldn’t have appreciated that. Or at least he’d have heavily disapproved.

“Will you be silent for a while, Caster?” snapped Semiramis at him. “You’re breaking my concentration.”

[motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright]

“Apologies, Assassin, I just thought some background noise might help your mood.” Shakespeare said, his legs swinging from his seat. While he had promised to refrain from sowing discord and strife, at the same time, the Caster found himself bored out of his mind. There was little for him to do, and little else satisfying to observe and write about.

[gnabrie]

it's for science; what's your age and do u know how to burn CDs?

[phenomenal-eggplant]

[motherfuckingpinnacleplaywright]

“Tears are handy for washing away troubling and sad feelings. But when you grow up, you'll learn that there are things so sad, they can never be washed away by tears. That there are painful memories that should never be washed away. So people who are truly strong laugh when they want to cry. They endure all of the pain and sorrow while laughing with everybody else.”

“I don’t suppose these words of wisdom are being said in response to one of my more tragic tales.”