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[motherneverlovedyou]

hey so i have a ton of urls that i need to get rid of! dm me to learn more :) (jesus this sounds like a scam but i swear it's not)

[incognitopolls]

When was the last time you voluntarily read a NONfiction book?

I'm currently reading a nonfiction book by my own choice)

Within the last week

Within the last month

1–3 months ago

4–6 months ago

7 months–1 year ago

1–3 years ago

3–5 years ago

5+ years ago

I've never VOLUNTARILY read a nonfiction book

I don't know/other

Voting ended onSep 20, 2025

Physical books, ebooks, and audiobooks all count. Textbooks and other assigned/required reading do not. (Unless you're reading a textbook purely for fun.)

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[fandom]

who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

big pit we've got here. but how many total crabs, horses, and paws are in it?

759

773

798

802

Voting ended onApr 2, 2025

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

[fandom]

🦀 🐴 🐾 🦀 🐴 🐾

well folks, after 24 hours in the ball toy pit and a total of 219,643 total votes across the polls, it's time to find out who was right!

there were a total of 773 toys in the pit, making 30.1% of the 79,326 people who voted correct! as far as individual toys go, here's the breakdown:

crabs: 239 (19.6% of the 44,845 votes) horses: 299 (27.5% of the 45,270 votes) paws: 235 (27.7% of the 50,202 votes)

we had a blast looking through the notes at all your very complicated math—truly impressive!

🦀 🐴 🐾 🦀 🐴 🐾

[zapruderfilms]

can we talk about it again

[motherneverlovedyou]

I HAVE AN ORGO TEST ON FRIDAY WHY NOW

[deactivated1053489]

FELLAS?

[disneyworldfever]

Old Disney things: Minnie’s house!

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[ladyoftheharbour]

if you were to get married would you take your spouse’s last name

yes

no

no but i would want them to take mine

unsure

already married & took spouse’s name

already married & spouse took my name

already married & we both kept our names

no intention of ever getting married

other?

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

[magneatio]

i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested

[joeyclaire]

wait ok now i’m curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

[motherneverlovedyou]

die die die die die

[apolladay]

When you can't take the lid off of a jar, what's your go to method for loosening it?

tap it on a counter/table

take a knife and gently wedge it under the lid

a secret 3rd thing

Voting ended onMar 11, 2024

[miggylol]

You're offered a very specific wish: "Say the name of a basic household chore, and it will automatically be done for you for the rest of your life." You pick:

Laundry

Food preparation

Washing the dishes

Yard and garden maintenance

Dusting

Cleaning the kitchen

Cleaning the bathroom

Cleaning up after pets

Sweeping or vacuuming

Mopping

Taking out the trash

Something else (in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

[basementpotato]

hyperspecific poll but they're all about me

14 years of private lutheran education

psychology major & art history minor

siblings have a 17 year age difference

been in exactly 5 musicals

roommate drives a red pt cruiser

own multiple pieces of jewelry made from cultery

have a "the cat whiskers come from within" poster

exactly three nose piercings

multiple of these

none of these

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2024

[yellowjavkets]

what was the first media that you can consciously remember scaring the piss out of you and giving you nightmares (examples listed are specific to me I was a cowardly ass child)

horror movie you should not have been watching aged fucking eleven (the shining)

horror show your uncle let you watch (buffy, x files)

legitimate children's horror (goosebumps, etc)

adult horror comedy (Beetlejuice, little shop of horrors, etc)

kid show parody horror episode (hash slinging slasher)

"scary" scene from an adventure movie (Jumanji, princess bride, Indiana jones)

I could see why a kid would be scared of that (monsters from sesame Street)

weird commercial that made you scared

not remotely scary comedy (look who's talking, osmosis Jones, etc)

your best friend's older brother's vague description of a horror movie he watche

other/show results

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this