goatman???

side blog for @sophisticated-cryptid || call me Sophi

[sweetlambeyed]

forget freak. who's gonna match my cringe.

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Arthur, telling Merlin off: -and I can excuse treason, but I draw the line at spending two whole days in the tavern.

Leon: You can excuse treason?!

[ato-dato]

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

[sneakyboymerlin]

BBC Merlin + Text Posts (literally this time)

In which Morgana is into any gender she can get her hands on (Merlin’s gender remains a mystery)

[strangejron]

he just need hugs and feel protected even with naked butt:')

[hqparallels]

chapter 37 | chapter 401

[i-am-haikyuu-trash]

Hinata: Are you... blushing?

Kageyama: What, no.

Hinata: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Kageyama to blush?

Kageyama: No... it's... it's the cold.

Hinata: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too"?

Kageyama, *blushing harder, voice cracking*: N-no.

[thefckintrashking]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[lifefibersync]

[unalaq]

very unsexy that we never see those otter penguins again

[ladyshinga]

[ourfandomcrazyuniverse]

Imagine showing this to someone even a year ago

[wlw]

Your young so you've still got a chance, don't comit to being a lesbian. If you do you'll never have kids and if you don't do that you'll turn into a crazy cat lady. Its not about hurting your feelings, this is about your future mental health and finding actual genuine happiness and purpose. Get out of this awful echo chamber and find a guy instead of waiting to hit the wall. Please don't become a greek tragedy

can y’all imagine being this dumb

[c4nis-lupin-deactivated20220505]

I’ve not laughed this hard in a long time

[queazyy]

dorks in love

[valtsv]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Malcom in the Middle Ages

[dunkstein]

You’re not the lord of me now

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

What is the most unusual skill you learned you posses?

This is so silly and I don’t think it counts as a skill, but I can always get people to notice me.

Any time I’m in a crowd, I can get a person to notice me. This sounds totally useless, but I’ve always used it to get chosen as an audience participant, to ask questions, etc.

I could be in an audience of thousands at a concert or whatever, and if someone’s getting pulled up on stage, it’ll be me if I want it to be.

Sometimes I’ve done it from the absolute nosebleeds where I can barely even see the stage and the person on stage has been like “that uuuhhh, ahhhhhhhh, person? [they cant even see me well enough to describe me] waaaayyyy in the back.” It works every single time. It’s never failed.

IT’S MORE CONVENIENT at like, lectures, Q&As, etc. where I have questions. Whenever I see a speaker but I’m in a hurry I’ll make sure I get called on first so I can ask my question then leave.

Anyway this was WAY more useful when I was a kid/teen going to concerts etc. I don’t really use it much anymore.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Okay for those asking idk how it works. I started doing it when I was a really little kid. I just??? Relax my whole body and imagine reaching out to them and thinking REALLY HARD “pick me” and then they do. I DON’T HAVE A GUIDE.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

PLEASE understand this is NOT ALWAYS GOOD. One time I got myself pulled on stage at a vaudeville show and then the guy made a sandwich using ONLY his feet and I had to take a bite in front of everyone

WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY......

[swiftcry]

I have seen this super power in action. As someone with the opposite power (the ability to hide anywhere) it is truly remarkable to see and I can confirm it has existed through her entire life.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is especially funny considering you’re tall and I’m short. Together? We’re unstoppable.