VtMB sentence starters - Blood Dolls ( part ii )
–– feel free to change pronouns and the like !
“Do I know you?” “Buy me a drink.” “Finally. You shouldn’t make a girl wait like that.” “What the hell happened to your –– You. Ugh.” “Oh, I think I like you already.” “Keep going.” “You’re not just feeding me a line, are you?” “So, you come here often?” “You’re not like other guys, are you?” “Aren’t you cute? Except replace cute with absolutely repulsive.” “Oh my gosh, my loser / skank sense is tingling.” “I’m not gay but I’m willing to learn.” “Yeah, I think we should see other people. Immediately, and never look back. Or look or speak to each other ever, ever again.” “I’d tell you when hell freezes over, but there’s always that chance that it might, so let me just go with the definite no way in hell.” “You’re the type of man every woman wants... to get hit by a train.” “Let me give you my number, ready? Here’s the first digit.” “My boyfriend is such a jerk.” “And what to you want?” “Whatever you did last time, do it again. Now.” “Ew! Ew! Ew! I am not that drunk.” “I think I’m gonna barf.” “C’mon, really?” “I’ve heard that before.” “I know what you want.” “It’s been one of those weeks so say the right thing and I’m all yours.” “Maybe if I was a little more desperate and a little less attractive and –– a corpse.” “Try back in fifty years. Maybe I’ll be blind and senile enough to say yes.” “As much as I’d love to ride around in your short bus, I think I’ll take a cab home.” “Yeah, I’m a real girl.” “I think you want the internet. That’s where you get to see them naked.” “I’d let you down easy but you’re probably used to rejection by now.” “Let me pick up some protection. A couple of cans of pepper spray should do the trick.” “Do you mind standing back a little bit? I don’t want any attractive guys to think that we’re together.”











