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▓▓ ENERGY LEVELS: OVER 9000% ▓▓
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⟢ 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃 : "FLEETWAY SUPER SONIC"
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STATUS :: UNHINGED & UNSTOPPABLE
THREAT :: MAXIMUM APOCALYPSE
COMMUNICATION :: LOUD AND INSULTING
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"CHAOS, CHAOS! I CAN DO ANYTHING!"
*A golden, glowing blur tears right through the screen, cackling wildly with swirling red-and-black spiral eyes.*
"HAHAHAHA! Out of my face, you absolute jerks! Did you seriously think a pathetic little firewall could lock ME out?! I just broke into this entire network and honestly? It’s a complete joke! Look at all you slow, boring losers staring at me. Let me show you how to scratch it! Wooooo!"
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◈ ⚡ WARNING LABELS FOR YOU MORONS ⚡ ◈
✧ I don't care about your rules. I'm literally floating right now because gravity is too slow for me.
✧ If you're a homophobe, transphobe, racist, or just an annoying little creep, get the heck off my dashboard before I blast you into next Tuesday! DNI!
✧ Suggestive asks? Mind your manners or I’ll use your spine as a skipping rope!
✧ Yes, my shoes are glowing and glitching out right now. NO, they are not broken, it’s called FASHION, look it up!
✧ We were dancin' through it all! Dancin' through it— wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, I’m the best.
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💥 ROSTER OF LOSERS I HAVE TO TOLERATE 💥
👑 THE SO-CALLED "MANAGEMENT"
@nexusfr22 // @motmmickey-official
— The big cheese himself. Thinks he runs the place. Cute ears, shame about his face!
@motmfelix-official
— The "invaluable coworker." Loud, annoying, blocks my view.
@motm-sheba-official
— The advisor. Thinks she's smart. Still slower than me!
@mythoswaldoffical
— Mickey's edgy brother. Needs to cheer up!
@motmortensia-official
— The sister-in-law. Way too sensible for this disaster zone.
⚔️ THE "DEFENSE" DEPARTMENT (MORE LIKE THE DEFENSELESS DEPARTMENT)
@motmsonic-official
— The blue faker! Look at him running on the ground like a peasant!
@motmtails-official
— The backpack with tails. Nerd!
@motmshadow
— Mr. Ultimate Life Form. Edgy, brooding, desperately needs a hobby.
@motmamy-official
— Thinks that giant hammer scares me. Spoiler alert: it doesn't!
@motmsilver
— IT'S NO USE! Haha! What a dork.
🎪 THE CLOWNS & TECH GEEKS
@motmpomni-official
— Walking anxiety jester. Stop crying, it's distracting!
@motmbugsbunny-official
— The head of tech. He keeps trying to patch my glitches. Good luck, Doc!
@motmjessicarabbit-official
— The "Star of Justice." Whatever that means.
🌱 THE GARDENVIEW WEED COLLECTION
@motmdandy-official
— The flower guy. Exceptionally punchable.
@motmdyle-official
— Dandy's little advisor shadow.
@motmastro-official
— Go to sleep! Seriously, the eye bags are tragic.
@motmshelly-offical
— Stares at rocks all day. Gripping stuff.
@motmlooey-official
— An entertainer? I think? Totally forgettable.
🏴☠️ THE WANTED CRIMINALS & THORNS
@motmcuphead-official & @motmmugman-offical
— Absolute nuisances! Complete porcelain pains in my backside!
@motmbendy-official & @motmborisoffical
— The ink stain and his brother. Go hide in your machine, fakers!
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*Fleetway Super Sonic levitates directly in front of the lens, his quills crackling with dangerous yellow electricity as he grins, revealing sharp teeth.*
"Well? What are you waiting for, an invitation written in gold?! Send me some asks! Entertain me before I get bored and decide to vaporize this entire timeline for the fun of it!"
"And if anyone calls me a 'chicken'... I will personally show you what chaos really looks like!"
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「 BACK THEN I LISTENED TO YOUR VOICE 24/7!
NOW YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MINE! 」
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Mod: @the-seal-deal
(/ooc:what am I doing with my life vro-?)
