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AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!

[He doesn’t know what pissed him off so much, but he is suddenly feeling blessed and remembers he is the most beautiful and the Tenka Goken are all lesser than him. Now that he’s calmed down, he gets a new juice box and goes back to doing whatever the hell he was doing before that screaming fit happened.]

RRRRRRAAAAUUUUUUUGH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHH!

[SUDDEN RAGE AND ANGER????]

[HE CRUSHES THE JUICE BOX HE WAS DRINKING OUT OF AND THROWS IT ON THE FLOOR.]

trappedinkonbini:

Oh, well isn’t that just sweet of you? I mean, I can ask her? I’m the guest after all. Plus I mean…I don’t want to intrude.

Guess I’ll be staying in your room if its a yes?

Yes! Of course!

If you stay the night, you will of course be staying together in my room. There’s no safer place in this citadel for you.

Perhaps........ we could ever........... sleep together?

#trappedinkonbini

trappedinkonbini:

Can I do that? I missed the train back, and I don’t want to really sleep at work.

Of course you can!

...probably. I’ll ask Master just to be sure. I don’t think she’ll say no if it’s just for one night. I’ll even walk you to the train in the morning.

#trappedinkonbini #Maybe we can do things........#.........that are PG-13.

trappedinkonbini:

[She has to stand on her tippy toes, but this time she’s whispering. For you see, this is only knowledge for him!!!]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵒⁿᵉ ᴵ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵉᵉᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵐᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ. ˢᵖᶦᵏʸ ʰᵃᶦʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˡˡ.

[His face is getting kinda pinkish. She’s this close? Complimenting him? Further feeding his undeniable ego? He’s hot for it.]

....really?

#trappedinkonbini

trappedinkonbini:

[Reaches up and grabs his face.]

You are the most beautiful man here. Don’t forget that!

I AM!!! I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE HERE!

[The increase in volume seems to suggest he might have doubted himself for a small moment.]

#trappedinkonbini

trappedinkonbini:

You’re beautiful just as you are!

OF COURSE I AM!

#trappedinkonbini

treasureyourlife replied to your post: HOW DOES UGUISUMARU DO IT???????

I have no idea.

It impossible! I even tried putting in hair gel to make it go flat and it just sprung right back up. I... I can’t stop it.

I’m too beautiful.

#treasureyourlife

HOW DOES UGUISUMARU DO IT???????

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHH

I’M GOING TO BE MOST SEXY!!!

[He suddenly darts into the nearest bathroom and slams the door, frantically trying to get his hair to go down and look less spiky.]

trappedinkonbini:

That makes me excited but also slightly worried since real life isn’t like a movie. Then again what the hell do I know? You’re a sword, King Arthur is eating food normal people wouldn’t, and we’re all in a 7/11 that was a Lawson’s like twenty-four hours again. I look forward to this.

Now, let us go to Memeko’s place so I can smooch you in private for working so hard.

[He looks determined and filled with some kind of confidence one could have only from not knowing exactly what they’re getting into.]

Yes. Let’s go so you can smooch me.

#trappedinkonbini

trappedinkonbini:

[She doesn’t say anything for a long moment. There’s only silence and perhaps the sounds of the king in the background feasting.]

That was perhaps the most beautiful and kind of cheesy thing I have ever heard in my life. How long have you been thinking on this? Have you been watching romance movies in your spare time? That’s actually pretty cute you know? I don’t know about that marriage or kid thing, but…Well….

I will go on a date with you.

I have watched all of the movies available in the romance section of Netflix. I am now well informed on the do’s and don’ts and have more confidence than ever before. I refuse to let myself look like a fool and I am determined to find love and happiness and put that high on my list of accomplishments as a blade.

Good. I will make sure it is the most beautiful date this world has ever seen.

#trappedinkonbini

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