Modern AU Feysand Headcannon
Feyre is Tamlin’s girlfriend right? They live together in an apartment
And Mor’s her best friend
And Mor introduces Feyre to her long lost cousin who was her best friend when they were kids but moved away
And Rhys just falls in love with Feyre
Until she’s not because he hit her
So they pick her up and all her stuff and she moves in with Mor
Who’s living with Rhys too
And Rhys is enraged but doesn’t want to show Feyre because she’s unstable enough
And Feyre hits rock bottom
So Rhys makes it his personal mission to cheer her up and pull her out of that hole
And we all know how he does that by being a little prick
So at the beginning she falls asleep everywhere because she’s just so tired
And he starts calling her narcolepsy girl
But it’s too long a nickname so he shortens it
And he’s constantly calling her that
‘Narkie, darling, come have breakfast’
‘Narkie, you forgot to throw all your shower hair to the trash and I thought a tarantula had sneaked into our shower’
As Feyre progressively gets her snark back she bites back until she can’t take it anymore
‘That’s it. If your calling me that I’m going to call you PB’
‘PB? What for? Mine at least makes sense, darling’
‘Mine does too, prick. What are Reeses Cups made of? Peanut butter. PB. Eat that, darling. Also, you’re kinda dumb, just like Phoebe from Friends so there’s also that, you know, they sound similar
They save each other on the phone like that
Until Mor decides she’s had it and ‘accidentally’ locks them together for a whole 10h at her apartment
And when she comes back they’re making out and she screams
‘FINALLY’ and starts dancing around, proud of her best friend for getting out of a bad relationship and also proud of her matchmaking skills
I’m tagging @stardustsroses on this absurd nickname headcannon I needed to write because it’s her fault I’m going through withdrawal from her fluffy fic
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