Mountain Cake

Hey Kiddos! It's Heather! I have no Idea what I'm doing and I'm kind of problematic!!! Lesbo ;0 If you need anything please message me!! :P. https://youtu.be/m2cVsL5o6es

[userboxer]

[ghostsandgoblins]

Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins

[ch15]

[notkatniss]

this guy literally doesnt need tan

[traszka]

grrr

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[woodmeat]

Yo quick shout out to titties

[sacred-portal]

[dietjuvederm-deactivated2018112]

hot bitches still use their hands to determine right from left

[mcavoy]

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[ryantherabbot]

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

[fuckitting-deactivated20201211]

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

[mountain-cake]

blue eyes are reccecive, the dad fucked the guy

[notable-spinster]

sure, not all men, but a lot of men, and we have no way of knowing which ones

[tooiconic]

“sure, not all black people, but a lot of black people, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

This is exactly how you sound.

[prophet-of-tesco]

“sure, not all muslims, but a lot of muslims, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

[notable-spinster]

lettuce consult the fbi data:

Of the 1,864 women murdered in 2010, 91% were killed by men. (by contrast, of the 3,872 men murdered, only 9% were killed by women). Of all the women murdered (by either sex), over a third were killed by a husband or boyfriend. women have legitimate reason to fear men, even the ones they know. 

Of the 3,327 white people murdered in 2010, only 13% were killed by black people. 3% were killed by other or unknown races. white people do not have a statistically legitimate reason to fear other races.

women’s fear of men is based in reality, not bigotry. white people’s fear of other races is based in bigotry, not reality.

[tardisesandtitans]

This deserves much more than 294 notes

[bob-belcher]

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miss-babygirl]

Broke college student. I need this.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[feels-like-75]

Reblog the gay d20 for good luck on all your LGBTInteractions™

[bagelwhisperer]

@screamingpotato @nibrodooh @donteatasnail

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

Why men will never understand what it’s like to be female, in one perfect tweet

Brie Larson: I merely smiled at a TSA agent and he asked for me phone number. To live life as a woman is to live life on the defense.

Amelia Ghoulpin: I once had a TSA agent tell, me he was memorising my address on my ID so he could send me flowers.

Nodogbite: Oh no, not flowers. How awful.

Amelia Ghoulpin: Men like this think flowers are the problem and conveniently skip over the part where a stranger in a position of power is taking my address.

Nodogbite: Now let’s watch how many women (and other genders) agree with me

Amelia Ghoulpin: Then you’ll have no problem proving your point by sending your address over

Nodogbite: Are you threatening me with violence?

[ithelpstodream]

classic

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

I am a man and I understood this on her first tweet. Maybe women need to stop putting all men in the same box.

[mountain-cake]

maybe men need to stop taking offense to things that don’t apply to them and help make the world a safer place

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

[xnighttimesky-archive]

this is my favourite i consider myself a professional.