don't mind if i do.

slasher enthusiast and professional yeller - gh: selflesscorpse (rp blog - don’t follow unless a part of subterranean)

[a-morbid-creature]

Forgotten by Cappry-Arts

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from 1979 to 1986 you could go to a citroen dealership looking for a mid size four door family hatchback and drive off the lot sitting at this

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then you would get behind this wheel and drive around every day. just like it was normal and there was nothing especially odd about it. this is the way cars are now because it's 1983 and the future is slated to go into full swing around 1990

[punkmecrosseyed]

You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS 

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[isntaberuacar]

[clumsy-mutant]

[foulserpent]

op of the suggestive grinch x cat in the hat art also has drawn pennywise ahegao

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

every word in this sentence was like opening another door on an advent calendar

[mountdracula]

trevor and i will have been together for a YEAR on sunday, where did time go??

[railroadsoftware]

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

[domxsathanas]

Whisper me with something sweet

Comb your hair if you're at my feet

Walk in time at an even pace

Sit so still when you're near my face

[hdieocjscuwkcuwgxbr-deactivated]

[olivia newton-john voice] lets get physical

[monsterslm]

no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle

[mountdracula]

@omgbadideas: you know you’re spooky platonic other half 🖤🕷

[foxes-in-love]

[mountdracula]

@omgbadideas: i’m doing an unfollow/refollow on mobile and i accidentally unfollowed and refollowed a few people like 4 times in a row 💀

[mountdracula]

my follows are FUCKED up

[tradgothwillbyers]

the term “loverboy” has such a strong gay energy. like if someone ever called a straight man loverboy i’d have to laugh, don’t they know gays invented being lovey-dovey bitches???

[chelseawolfeonly]

Chelsea Wolfe by Teddie Taylor