AN ODE TO THE HOUSEWIFE , an extremely low / sporadic activity multimuse blog that prioritizes plot driven threads. minors dni.
* it’s important to keep in mind that triggering content will be present on this blog, and that it is not minor friendly. i kindly ask that anyone under the age of eighteen refrain from interacting with me, or i will be forced to block you. i will tag everything accordingly to the best of my ability. if i forget to tag something that you personally need tagged please do not hesitate to remind me.
* as stated above, this blog will prioritize plot driven interactions, and i go as far as to say it will also be friend centric. i really am only on this site to write my silly, goofy milfs, and vibe without stress. if i don’t plan on following you back i will soft - block you, if you refollow i will soft - block you again. i’m not one to hard block over that or little things, so if i hardblock you, literally do not contact me ever again lol.
* i am overall a duplicate friendly blog for the most part, but i do have a handful of muses that i am not comfortable with duplicates whatsoever:
cora crawley, catelyn stark, mother gothel, ingrid, bree van de kamp & juliet burke.
i’m really sorry if this is harsh, but i’ve spent so long writing and developing them over the years that it’s just my preference. i’ve had some really bad experiences with dupes and i’d rather avoid that possibility all together.
* illustrated by iris, she / her, twenty - three, white & asian, lesbian. also found at @waselegant and @julesburke. i feel it is also important for me to note that i have been clinically diagnosed with bpd, and so some interactions can be awkward where i overshare or don’t know how to keep a convo going without thinking you hate me because i am not good with texting tone indicators. i apologize now, because i have a bad habit of asking people if they’re upset with me because i deal with paranoia and such, if this annoys you please let me know.
MUSE LIST .
interest tracker , you must fill this out after we become mutuals. if you don’t after a week or so i’ll dm you about it because it’s so helpful for me to know which of my muses you’re interested in / are familiar with. if you don’t fill it out after i dm you, i’ll probably softblock. it’s nothing personal, i just want to keep this blog tidy. you’re always welcome to refollow. ♡
exclusives :
@fauxcette as karen wheeler, blogwide. @crestazul as annie cresta, blogwide. @goldenngore as loras tyrell, blogwide. @nikleus as klaus mikaelsøn, blogwide. @plnkladies as tamasin sinclair, blogwide. @herhaunt as eleanor crain, blogwide. @barnaes as bucky barnes, blogwide. @sanctamater as milf comstock, blogwide. @debtwon as cho sang-woo, blogwide. @bunchwillick as susan bunch, for carol willick. @piraticalwit as killian jones, for regina mills. @ethyreal as aurora, for ingrith. @impulsivcty as pippa pentangle, for hecate hardbroom. @impulsivcty as laura roslin, for amelia smollett. @impulsivcty as brenda leigh johnson, for sharon raydor.
ship - exclusives :
@impulsivcty as cruella de vil, for regina mills. @impulsivcty as pamela swynford, for nan flanagan.
mains :
@impulsivcty as multi, blogwide. @ethyreal as multi, blogwide. @plnkladies as multi, blogwide. @batfall as bruce wayne, blogwide.
testaments and reviews :