Shit Keira and Conal Say Part 1
“INDDDDDEEEEEEEDDDDDDDY DO”
“It, uh…went to a funny setting.”
“And if it says anything about sonic boners, it lies.”
“This new snapchat’s a dick I don’t know how to add people.”
“UNDERRATED CHARACTER ALERT”
“What is a cannibal doing when he gets out of prison? He’s on cannibail.”
“Oh wait I’ve run away, how can I do that?”
“And now here’s Dumbledore.”
“There’s a A Miiiiilkman waiting in the sky, he likes to give us dairy and his milk is pasteurised.”
“Dream of cheese and TARDISes.”
“It was a bad idea to watch Salad Fingers in the middle of college.”
“So are you feeling the burn of the feels like a dagger through your heart?”
“I joined your Llamacide.”
“I didn’t mean to do it like so they both looked that good.”
“It looks like they’re both on acid.”
*latches on to you like a pretty sturdy leach*
“The llamas will compensate you.”
“Awwww man can you murder someone for me now?”
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…da.”
“Does this mean we’re married now?”
“But now we’re double married, it’s like we’re super-married. Super-duper-married.”
“I am about to depart on a mission from the meme gods.”
“One day I shall introduce you to my friends though, cause they want to meet the guy with the laser furby dildo.”
“Behold my armies of cheddar! Fall before my Wensleydale navy! Shudder in fear of my parmesan Godzilla!”
“I thought, mentally, you are 2169.”
“It’s just the violent idiots who get like that. Silly fuckers.”
“Now the image of me hissing at your demons is even funnier.”
“When we gonna Tim Burton and chill?”
“I value your friendship so I cannot tell you, otherwise you would actually hate me forever.”
“WOW OKAY I’VE NEVER QUITE MADE ONE LIKE THAT HOLY FUCK THAT IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CLARINET SQUEAK I WISH I COULD ASCEND TO THAT LEVEL”
“When you’re sitting with your friends in the theatre this is the last thing you want to see!”
“YOU ARE THE CUTEST HUMAN BEING TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH OK CINNAMON ROLL OF HAPPINESS AND CLOUDS AND RAINBOWS (and death)?”
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