If I Could Make This Post Have a Smell I Would Make It Smell Like Laundry Detergent
By Jonathan Rooke
Alright all you Moving Date readers, today Iâm talking at you about some of the most mystical places on Emperor Zurgâs green Earth. These are spots where dreams become reality (in fact, I think the fun half of Shakespeareâs Midsummerâs Night-Dream [you know, the part with the donkey sex?] took place in one of these), where your soul becomes untethered and achieves momentary nirvana away from your beautiful, hot, beautiful bod, where the sins of your forefathers are erased and reconciliation between all humans is achieved, and where sometimes they have arcade games (the cool ones in which you race motorcycles but you get to actually sit on a motorcycle). So bring your dirty skirts and stained shirts you lilâ messes, because weâre going to the laundromat.
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