i'm doomed, you're safe

she/they, genderfluid, in too many fandoms to list here.

[chickenwaffles17]

this took longer than i'd like to admit

[homkamiro]

Don't forget to go swimming this summer

[maggotheaded]

Personal headcanon that Scout would have this kind of tattoo

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s called One Night Only, it’s a real movie, and yes it’s very heterosexual looking.

That’s like, idk. A premise for a fanfiction porn intro written by a fifteen year old.

[olderwestisgone-deactivated2025]

sour

[sillyguywithsillydoodles]

I hope it's okay but I animated him a little because the concept is too good thank you for your service 🧎

I can't upload a video with sound for some reason but here's the version with audio

[olderwestisgone-deactivated2025]

hOLY FUCK!!!!!! HOOOLYYYY FUUUUCCKKKK

THE KIWIFICATION..... AWESOME. I LOVE HOW YOU ANIMATED THE TRANSFORMATION + LOVE HOW HIS SMALL HAT FALLS OFF😭😭THIS IS SO CUTE

[lyouve]

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[lucy-vanpelts]

some of u wouldn’t know good music if it started touching u sexually

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[franksaidso]

anybody else feel like this all the time

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

I should also say i was ‘typing’ out the dialogue with my hands as if they were on a keyboard, but my hands were across my chest like a vampire

[lelouch]

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[fleshfriend]

2004

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.