I don't think I'm in Market Chipping anymore...

[hansoeii]

and he returns.

[rylandsgrace]

#It’s about breaking the circle of abuse and being better than him

[kjscottwrites]

If you had to pick, what’s the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go “oh this one’s mine”

[hotgrrlbummer]

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[anxietyproblem]

[synapseoftheark]

friends that get you injected with every disease possible if you look them in the eyes

[neenarchive]

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

[neenarchive]

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

[neenarchive]

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

[marlynnofmany]

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

[thenightling]

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[transmechanicus]

[halorvic]

[jeansbookshelf-deactivated20250]

I got 60 out of 1000 😂

1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

Based on the number of ratings each book has on Goodreads. And if you haven't read them, maybe you can use for a literature bucket list.

[sluttynurse]

"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them

[shockpine]

"mario in silent hill" is something that is going to permanently live in my brain

[piratedllama-art]

Keep watch

[guerrillatech]

[screnarchive-deactivated2022042]

“clichés are bad” ok then explain showing up bloody or bruised outside your enemy’s door because you didn’t know where else to go

[syrva]

pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse