I wanna say that it would be very much in your right to quit the blog!!! Especially if it helps better your mental health in the long run!!!
Which is honestly true, I'll probably take a long break but not quit quit. I've taken like maybe a 2 month break before. So, I'm not foreign to the concept of just leaving and coming back LOL. All depends on my mental state which will probably dramatically improve when we hit fall/autumn.
In a shitty mood, idk when I’ll be better. I just feel awful and my motivation has been completely drained for it. Sorry to delay the request weekend, I’ll be back on my feet Monday…hopefully.
i am still on break! this month is not my strong suite right now. I'm having a lot of family struggling due to grieving and it's just a lot right now. I'll post here and there but I don't think I'll be fully be making super long fanfics till August. FORGIVE ME!!!
Been getting a lot of nasty allegations in my asks lately because of what's going on with roblox outside of my blog, and it's like...I lowkey don't care because my blog is kinda hard to find. That would be why my username suddenly changed BUT Lance brainrot lalalalala, also might be getting back into phighting or not.
girls just write ANYTHING to jerk off too.
also please stop asking if i condone incest or rape, I do not but I also do not harass people who create such content if it is in the light of coping. I am not a person of hatred and harassment and I have never been one to spit negativity. I have struggled with rape in my lifetime and I used to use writing as a creative outlet to lay all my feelings out even it was questionable.
Been getting a lot of nasty allegations in my asks lately because of what's going on with roblox outside of my blog, and it's like...I lowkey don't care because my blog is kinda hard to find. That would be why my username suddenly changed BUT Lance brainrot lalalalala, also might be getting back into phighting or not.
girls just write ANYTHING to jerk off too.
In a shitty mood, idk when I’ll be better. I just feel awful and my motivation has been completely drained for it. Sorry to delay the request weekend, I’ll be back on my feet Monday…hopefully.
may I request reward sex with one of the angelers? I think it be funny if we're down bad for one of them and the reward upon getting the request fish is badddd sex!!
Angler x AFAB!READER
FISCH FANDOM : FISCH REQUEST WEEKEND
cw : virgin reader, bad bad sex, cherry popping, reader does not disclose they're a virgin cus they wanna seem cool to the angler, angler sucks at sex but so does reader, fingering, creampie, unprotected sex, downbad angler! and downbad!reader, angler is kinda self centered is only chasing his own pleasure, slight praise, not dialogue heavy at all, 855
note : this sucks IM SORRY LOL, idk how to write bad sex but mmm angler...
As your feet dug through the sandy grounds of Moosewood, your body unbelievably aching from the heavy bag you carried alongside your rod was clipped onto it. The soft sound of you jingling could be heard from a mile away as the angler stayed posted up near his own cabin. “I don’t know why you needed — A Magical Narwhal …but, I got it for you!” You happily cheer as you spawn into your grasp, the little guy is quite heavy for you but you'd manage.
“Hm..Didn’t think you had it in you, kid.” The Angler’s husky voice as he grunted grabbing the narwhal from your hands as he placed it into a bin behind him. “Couldn’t do this without ya.” You face flushes from the “praise” you received from the Angler. The male was incredibly attractive and doing “jobs” for him to get closer to him and constantly being around him was something you’d have no problem doing for him. “Is there anything I could offer you? I usually randomly pull whatever I got but I’m pretty low on stock….don’t wanna cheat you out of your hardwork…”
...
The curtains to the Angler’s cabin were shut closed while his lips molded onto yours, your bag, rod and belongings all scattered into a corner while you tried to keep up with his pace. His tongue licking and trying to pry your mouth open to explore your mouth in its entirety. Your own tongue slithering into his mouth as you swirled your tongue around messingly. Drool dripping down both your chins, The Angler’s hands were toying with the bottoms you wore as you both took two steps next towards the bed letting you fall onto the bed with a grunt as his hat fell off, hitting the ground with a soft thud as his messy hair was revealed. You let yourself lay there as your lips were shiny, puffy and swollen from all the kissing while the angler could only curse under his breath.
He wasn’t much of a slut….he thinks but he sure is quite easy. Maybe, too easy for his own good. He dragged your bottoms off with ease, his nails slightly scraping your skin as he pulled your bottoms and panties down leaving your cunt bare to the cold air as you kept your eyes trained somewhere else in his room. “What a pretty pussy, you sure I’m not the one getting rewarded here…” He chuckled as his fingers rubbed up and down your slit, his finger toying with your clitorous hood as you sucked your stomach in before letting out small grunts here and there. “So wet….and you’re 100% not a virgin?” You quickly nodded. Angler took his time toying with your clit with his thumb, rolling the small bud of nerves under his finger while they traveled down to play with your pussy.
A few fingers here and there before he pushed them inside as you gasped, clenching around them tightly. His fingers making nasty plopping noises as your cunt gushed around his fingers, the increasingly wet sounds of your pussy making you whine out in pure pleasure. The stretch was increasing, maybe lying that you weren’t a virgin was a bad idea but no you were getting fingered till you couldn’t think, who could really complain? His fingers leaving your cunt as he licked them clean, the sound of him humming around them as he pulled them out to lick his lips was borderline humiliating. His hand came down his pants that were unbuttoned and his belt long discarded.
Pulling his boxers down, he let his cock lay flat against your mount – precum dripping slowly in globs onto it as he dragged it downwards to push into you. Your body trembling as you felt him push inside with you, a slight struggle but he pushed inside – his hips flush against yours as you cried out. “You’re so…tight” you could inhale to try and keep yourself calm, your body aching as he draws his hips back, his cock slowly pulling out before letting himself drive deeper into your pussy. You moaned loudly as you let him fuck in and out of you, the slight twang of blood barely visibly due to your wetness. You could only fist his suspenders as you pulled on them while he fucked you. The feeling of his cock in and out of you was….pleasureful? (not really, rather mediocre) But, it wasn’t how you imagined it in your various wet dreams/
The anglers' hips snapping in and out of was weak? The thrust lacked intensity and motion as it was rather sloppy. The feeling of him driving him in and out while he moaned loudly was a deafening contrast. He kept fucking into you while gripping onto you, pulling you close while you bit your lip feeling him push himself against your sensitive spot inside of you – nearly getting to that high before it disappeared as the Angler came inside of you with a cry. His body collapsed against yours as you huffed out.
A song of the deep relic was maybe better than this..
ngl, Agaric from mushgrove swamp is lowkey hot af the more I look at him
HE REALLY IS HOT, I loveee mella with all my heart at tidefall tho and glorp thats located at sunstone island, and the angler that you see on every island like mmmgnh
my dumbass just realize I didn't hit anon button whoops (tho I could have sworn that I did??)
anyways I really like the Lance fanfic!! I love his dumbass explanation of guns and how in the end, he end up calling Chance for an favor lmaoooo
LOL THANK YOU!!, I think gun lance is the new canon for me ever since I saw cherry (bun-che) make their gun nerd!lance headcanons and i kinda like had it imagined in that specific fic that they are related? i thought it would be cute...
(Fisch Anon) hiii guess who finally got the Winter Cloak (had to grind Dr.Crookspine's quest for GlimmerSuit Boots,,, they do really help. Also im lucky to be join servers where players spammed the Aurora Totem)
(I will also read the Lance smut in an sec)
dude they spam that aurora totem so much it's insane LOL, I do too tbf but I like to do rainbows cause they're wayy cooler and have more luck but more luck also the boots help too. You're gonna hate the climb though cause dear god those DUMBASS tank refill stations become your lifeline especially if you reach the top (you'll die in mere seconds)
I'd also recommend you start grinding more cash also and getting to crystal cove so you get to the black market and you can get even better gear that make the game 10x easier. (it's slightly pain but sooo worth it cause you get cool limited rods sometimes and yk the black market on weekends LOL)
Idk what to call this, lance accidentally nuts inside of you or something LOL (afab!reader)
cw : knowledgeable condom-breaking, consensual sex, unprotected sex, creampie, you guys get a morning after pill but reader still gets pregnant, loser!lance, gun nerd!lance, cock-warming w/condom on, lance sucks at sex (and dirty talk), ooc lance, porn w/no plot, 1.4k
note : pspsps.... @bun-che
Lance, laid with you in bed — the night was young and the calm was setting in. The room was quiet with only the sound of some random video commentary playing that Lance turned on as you were cuddled up in bed with Lance’s condom covered cock inside of your cunt while his arms were wrapped around your waist, the small stray pairs of his hair tickling your face as you couldn’t help but keep your eyes glued to his black bedsheets. The warm throbbing feeling of his cock that laid still within your walls.
Lance would inhale slightly too harsh and you could feel the way his cock would pulse inside of you or he would shift slightly as his cock would slightly slide out before he’d situate himself, getting comfortable into the shared cover as he’d only nuzzle his cock even deeper into you as you squeezed your eyes shut in pleasure. Your poor cunt tightening around his cock as he could only respond by digging his fingers deeper into your waist as he held you.
This went on for 20 minutes even worse that Lance would actively ignore the sexual frustration that was building in his gut as he would comment on the video. “This guy completely butchered this rifle. The l96a1 sniper rifle also known as a “legendary bolt-action sniper rifle” was actually made in 1980’s, not the 1940’s” you nodded along as he continued further rambling, his infatuation with guns was interesting but his notable intelligence was charming to say the least.
“Also, it has a pretty good range of about I’d say 900 meters, sometimes extending even further. It could not shoot up to 2,000 meters as I say that’s impossible.” Lance rolled his eyes as he hugged you closer. “You’re so warm babe, you okay”, “I’m ok….just, you know – full of your cock right now.” The sarcasm in your tone making him smile as he shifted to pull himself back slightly as you felt the veins of his cock drag your wall as your cunt fluttered when he pulled out completely, clenching around nothing as the feeling of his cock felt molded into your guts just from the simple cock-warming.
“Is that better, baby?” he teased as he laid his head on your shoulder, “N-No….”, Lance clicked his tongue — “No?”, he repeated as if you could only repeat “no” back to him with that same whiney voice you did when you were desperate for something. Lance, the loving and caring boyfriend he was, couldn't deny his pretty girlfriend. He jerked his hips forward with ease as he held your hip so he could bury himself to hilt in your cunt. The shared groan between the two of you as the video became long forgotten. Lance wasn’t a guy for not being able to see your face but he was a man of feeling and the way your pretty cunt wrapped around his cock made him flush with pure drunkenness.
He felt like he could be inside of you twenty-four, seven. “I’m gonna change the position,ok?” as you gave an enthusiastic nod, he helped gently push you onto your back, bringing your leg up to rest over his shoulder. He couldn’t help but look down and blush at you as the pure sight of a woman in his bed made him extremely nervous. You guys had been dating for a few months but he still couldn’t believe you were real and weren’t just another loserish wet dream he has.
He tapped your side with ease, “Tell me if it hurts..I’ll stop.” As his head dipped down, he applied a soft kiss to your lips as you laid your head in his hand, his finger slowly caressing your cheek before retracting so he could balance himself. Now, you and Lance were risky, and risky indeed. Lance couldn’t remember how long he’d had the condom on, but one round wouldn’t hurt right? And, you weren’t exactly opposed to getting fucked, it was only a little bit of warming. The condom was rather snug but Lance had to come to terms with the fact that he’d never find the right condom size. He kept a firm grip on your leg that was thrown over his shoulder as he dragged his cock in and out, letting himself lean forward slightly to push himself deeper inside as he let his chest rise and fall from the pleasure.
He couldn’t keep himself from thrusting in and out of you as you kept your eyes trained on how his cock thrusted in and out as you let yourself drift in and out of pleasure barely being able to keep your eyes open. Your cunt so slippey as he had to keep himself grounded to hold a consistent pace as he only buried himself deeper and deeper into your cunt.
“I-I wanna try something i saw online, just let me–” His hand grabbing your other leg as he squeezed them together with one to perfectly narrow your entry as he bullied his cock back into your pussy with ease,”T–There we go….” Your body trembled under the new angle causing you to let out embarrassingly loud moans that would probably echo off the walls and cause the next door neighbors to file a noise complaint. The feeling was unexplainable as Lance fucked you, your body jerking with his eye move as he fucked you like he was in heat. His hips snapping in a rough uncoordinated pace as he panted in your ear, sweat dripping down his forehead and chest as it got all over you as you couldn’t care less.
The condom weakened the more he thrusted inside of you, the material stretching and thinning over a length of time as neither of you noticed, too lost in the pleasure and indulging of each other. Lance laying both of your legs on his either side of his shoulder as he fucked into you.
“S-so good…taking me so well- fuck, sorry— i’m so fucking bad at this” he cursed under his breath as he attempted to praise you as it only egged on your impending orgasm more, “fuck fuck, I can’t believe youre my girlfriend, and you’re this fucking pretty…” Lance lended his head back with a loud moan and he kept pounding into you, lost in his own little world, the video in the background long over as the only sound bouncing over the walls was the sound of skin on skin and your own slicks sounds mixed with shared moans and groans. “I-I can’t fuck–I wanna drag it out but…” you shushed him as you looked up at him
. “Y-you can cum…yeah? P-please cum in me Lance, please..” your begging only making him more eager as he huffed out through quick breaths “anything for you…anything..for–” he let out a broken moan as he pushed himself as he could into your cunt with blunt force, fucking you with enough force to force the poor bed to tremble under your shared weight as it was creaking, the poor bed frame hitting the wall as he fucked you, his hips dragging back before pushing inside in a final thrust, that final unfortunate amount of force causing the condom to give out in a weak unnoticable snap as Lance came with a whine.
His body drawing back as he let himself grind into you, unknowingly pumping his cum into your pussy. Your body felt warmer and your insides felt stickier but you only brushed it off from the sweat and the slick that dripped out of your cunt. Lance let your legs go as they fell open before you brought them up letting yourself lay fully flat into the bed.
“You okay?” He asked as you nodded. “I’m fine…tired” Lance took note as he slowly pulled out, the small dribble of cum oozing out made him almost turn white in the face as he fully pulled out to reveal the snapped condom. “So, how mad would you be if I said the condom breaks?” Lance asked as you quickly snapped your head down to look at the cum quickly oozing out of your cunt. “Not livid but we’re so fucked…”
Lance rubbed the back of his neck as he grabbed some tissues off his bed side table to try and wipe it out or at least reduce how much was oozing out. “My brother, Chance, has my car ... .I can ask..for a favor….” You could only sigh out and apply a kiss to his cheek as you leaned back. “We got no other choice, I’m not getting a morning after pill delivered for a bazillion dollars.” – “Fair enough…” You and Lance sat together, you clinging to his side as your head hung over his shoulder, utterly exhausted while he dialed his brother.
…
“Chance speaking, What’s up?”
“Hey..Chance, it’s Lance – Can you do me a favor?”
(Fisch Anon) Im just like trying grind for it and admittedly, I keep selling the legendary/mythical items I have, that are need for quests, bc I want moneyyyy-
The developers made the game so much harder for beginners and newer people so money grinding will be a pain. I’m stuck at 1.1M for the past couple months cause I just can’t commit to the grind LOL. I rather do hard ass quest than grind for money I won’t lie, also thirsting over some characters
(also trying to get the Winter cloak in Fisch without cheats is hell)
God, I hate northern expedition, I’m just now getting the heavens rod after a whole year LOL. I’ve got ever other rod like the newer rods such as the cast bound but never got the heavens cause I just hate place so much