Alliteration

I like puns, nature, and emoticon smiley faces :) they/them

[dyinggoosenoises]

you dont even understand how badly i need someone to do that thing where they back you up against a wall and lift your chin with their finger to make you look at them

[dotterelly]

I wanted to try making a quesadilla so I googled to check for advice on how to make sure it worked out well. Turns out someone on reddit asked the same question, and now I'm going to make and eat a baby.

[moopadoop]

getting back into blender again...

[autisticlittleguy]

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

[phaeton-flier]

What I did in the hedonium shockwave, by Emma, age six and a half

What I did in the hedonium shockwave, by Emma, age six and a half

My name is Emma and I’m six and a half years old and I like pink and Pokemon and my cat River and I’m going to be swallowed by a hedonium sh

[lutheban]

nasa employee: this guy hasn't interacted with humans in like 20/60 years should he really be giving interviews?

nasa employee 2: ehh just give him some media training and it should be fine

this is more of a silly one bc i just wanted to draw grace in a suit ^^

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My tiny baby cringefail fig tree has not died any of the three times I expected it to but it is, for some reason, trying to make TWO figs. I bought this thing for pocket change from Bunnings because it was dehydrated to death's door and when I went to plant it I found the most rootbound motherfucker I've ever bought and had to manually detangle what I can only describe as a root tornado, trying not to break anything important. It is barely clinging to life it is one handspan high it has ONE SINGULAR LEAF (the leaf is also not in great condition) and it is trying to make TWO figs. Maybe put your efforts into like. A second leaf.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You have a maximum height of six metres. Act like it.

[arrghigiveup]

[source: https://twitter.com/nasacertified/status/1273798595314167814]

[bisexuhowl]

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person

[ice-coffee-drinker]

Everyday, as I scroll through this platform Adrian just gets... bigger.

[time-traveling-fetus]

I'm often really dedicated to the visual quality and authenticity of the memes I make, but like idk if I could ever make another human being care about that. I used the proper font and color picked the correct color and sized everything correctly and used the alignment tool to get the spacing right and redrew the nebula background and spent way too long messing with the drop shadow settings to mimic the original text. Skyrim media literacy 0 skill meme. If you care.

[awkwordalex]

Your commitment to craftsmanship is appreciated. Years ago I spent way too long on this stupid meme to get the pull lines in the dark green and the fading of the lime color just right.

[skingrad]

i am still stupidly proud of this lmao

[starlingabyss]

Bottle full of surprises! 🎉🪨💫🚀

[jullssaa]

Just a little fanart, because I think like most people I'm currently fixated on Project Hail Mary.

[renmoss]

with my love as your garden, won't you fall for me?

[renmoss]

this fuckass flamingo haunting us more than sleep. but no I did not have him in my heart when I drew this.

[renmoss]

sighs. i am not immune to the bit. i'm gonna have to go full mingo aren't i.

[renmoss]

[birds-in-posts]

American flamingo (Phoenicopterus ruber)

[pleasantgoose]

the app store has really stepped up its game

[pleasantgoose]

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

[cali]

Comet passing over village , spaghetti glyph

[pilferingapples]

the thing about the whole "should old timey narrators count the servants as People" discourse that goes around ( that is, should a person consider themselves Alone if they have servants) is that every time half the examples are like "oh alas would that I had a friend to tell all the hot goss and talk about my feeeelings" and like yeah screw that , your servant doesn't need to do that free therapy but then the other half of the examples are like "alas that I have no one to tell about the Skull Eating Horror of Knobblington Range, which is coming to eat the skulls of everyone in this curséd abode" and honestly I think those narrators should bridge the class gap there and face a little social awkwardness in favor of avoiding the inevitable Chapter X: The Skull Eater Ate The Servant's Skull

like there is nuance here

[pilferingapples]

"do you think the servants would believe them about the skull eater" listen. if my boss calls me in to say " Servant Worker Person, Whatever I'm Calling You, there's a curséd monster that's coming in to eat everyone's skull; truly you should Away" , then I am not staying to find out what the actual dealio is, I'm getting my Character and I am GONE , "you're gonna die if you keep working for me Ooooor you could Leave" thank you employer I am leaving right now immediately

[sanguinarysanguinity]

I like that OP is making sure to get a character reference first.

[mikkeneko]

I feel like I've seen the opposite at least a few times, where the narrator writes in their journal that "the Skull Eating Horror circles ever closer now, the estate lies in shambles, all the servants have fled in terror" and the implication is lowkey supposed to be that the servants are cowards for having abandoned their post and leaving the protagonist to fend for themselves but idk, I feel like they've got a better handle on the right way to deal with the Skull Eating Horror of Nobbington Ridge than maybe you do mx. narrator

[surfacage]

a lecture

[grumpygreenwitch]

THE SOGGY CROISSANT! @bluethepenguin