I write sometimes.
Here's a list of stuff I wrote that I actually got around to polishing enough for posting. What's the point of being cringe if you can't show it off for the world to see? So here you go. All included art is mine. I probably spent way too much time on some of these pieces. Heads UP! A LOOOTA ship/fluff and related art below, ship fics should be properly labeled for those who aren't into that stuff/that ship. That's totally understandable. All pieces rated T or lower.
Camp Lazlo
The Crybaby of Pimpleback Mountain - Fed up with Edward's ego, Lazlo accepts a challenge in manliness with an intense hike up the mountain trail. First boy to cry loses. But a strange pain in Lazlo stomach is making the ordeal far harder than he anticipated. Can his friends stop this dare before it ends in disaster? One-shot. Finished. Stripes, Strawberries & Starward Scoutmasters - LazloxPatsy: Follow-up to "Crybaby of Pimpleback Mountain." All seems well as Lazlo recovers in the hospital after the trecherous hike with Edward, until a certain mongoose decides to put on the Candy Striper uniform and help her beloved heal. He takes a turn for the worst, but is her extra attention to blame? And is he crazy, or is he seeing her with new eyes? One-shot. Finished.
SpongeBob SquarePants
Mr. ManagerPants - SpongeBobxSandy: The Krusty Krab 2 is seeing a total rebrand to set it apart from the original. As manager, SpongeBob must hire the new golden crew. A brand new set of responsibilities are making him nervous. Sandy is doing everything to support him, but she's more work on her plate than ever, and anticipates the arrival of a new assistant to take SpongeBob's place. Unfinished teaser.
Here at the Watershed - SpongeBobxSandy: Sandy Cheeks's wits and can-do attitude have taken her places land-dwellers only dream of, from exploring the moon, to making a life at the bottom of the sea. But she can't live underwater without a helmet. And after almost a decade of failed experiments, she's coming face to face with the idea that maybe the one thing she's secretly craved is impossible to obtain.Meanwhile, SpongeBob SquarePants finally turns the big 3-and-0. He's the manager of the Krusty Klass, the spinoff restaurant which is holding the biggest Hollywood-esque gathering of the decade. His life has turned out just about perfect, despite the doubters he had growing up, including his own dad. But is every aspect of his life fulfilled, or is there something he's holding back? Everything will come to the head as an ominous object from Sandy's past crashes the party, and nearly takes out everybody with it. Multi-Chapter. Incomplete.
Stuart Little (yeah. for real. Fanfiction for Stuart Little.)
Three Days at the Castle - In the few days spent with the Stouts, Stuart resigns himself to what it appears a mouse's life is supposed to be. Living on dumpster pancakes and learning more about communist Russia than a nine year old should, he puts on a brave face, for them. But after speaking with the neighborhood kids, he begins to question if they're really his parents. One-shot. Finished. Just Stay - StuartxMargalo: It's the spring of Stuart's sophomore year. Margalo has returned each year from finding herself out there in the world, to the one who helped set her free. With adulthood on the horizon, during one particularly tense card game, both start to think of how very different lives they lead, and what kind of future, if any, there could be between them. One-shot. Finished.
Find Yourself - StuartxMargalo: Falcon's ultimatum: The ring, or the mouse. Their last day turns emotional as Margalo braces herself for leaving Stuart forever. Unknowing, Stuart pushes her to be free, and her immediate reaction only adds to his confusion when she disappears. Later, Frederick and Eleanor discuss the changing nature of their family as they try to rescue the ring that brought them together. One-shot. Finished. Movie Night - A sketch and some elaboration. Stuart and Margalo watch a lot of movies together, but this has never happened before. VERY SHORT One-shot. Finished.
Spaceman - StuartxMargalo: Stuart's POV: As a kid, Stuart wanted to do everything, go everywhere—including outer space. But that's a far way to go for a mouse. Dissuaded by his childhood mentor, he shelved the dream and forgot it. Years later, when the issues of ordinary life start to bring teenage Stuart down, a little birdie decides it's time to cross off something from both their bucket lists. Multi-Chapter. Finished.
Ride Out This Storm - StuartxMargalo: A rainy Saturday morning in the Little house in 2008. The family continues to move forward and find normalcy following the untimely loss of Mr. Little. Stuart’s been something of the family's rock when times get tough, and in the absence of their dad and his guidance, the mouse steps up to the plate with his trademark bag of premature wisdom and comfort. Everything to do from Saturday pancakes, to surprise pregnancies. Margalo gets him to open up about a guilt that’s been eating away at him in secret, reinforcing that she is the touchstone in Stuart’s life. But as their relationship teeters on a major change, Margalo faces a new dilemma herself. One-shot. Finished. Littles, Freeze! - Spring is just around the corner, but not before a deep freeze overtakes Manhattan. Mrs. Little’s worries are higher than ever, particularly for the smallest member of the family. But her relentless nagging proves to backfire, and free tickets drive a rebellious Stuart and George to sneak out over the weekend. Multi-Chapter. Incomplete. Birdwatching - Margalo's POV: "The first rule about being a conman's apprentice: You don't exist. And I was doing that pretty well. Until Stuart made my existence matter." One-shot. Finished. A Little Compromise - StuartxMargalo: The winter of Stuart's eighteen year brings restlessness, and an overwhelming stack of college letters. Worse, Mrs. Little's parents unintentionally succeed at making the mouse feel more of an outlier than every before. To deal with the uncertainty of his future, the Grade-A student and thought-to-be perfect son decides to leave home in search of his golden compass. Multi-Chapter. Incomplete. Something Wonderful - What if Stuart had refused to go home with the Littles and ran away? What would cause him to do that? Alternate take on the opening scene from movie 1, what lead up to Stuart meeting the Littles and what could possibly be going through his head as these humans tell him they believe he could be a good fit for their family. What if he had doubts about it? One-shot. Finished.
Little Perfect - "Lovely people," Mrs. Keeper calls them. Many believe the Littles to be the 'perfect' family, including Stuart himself, but there is no such thing. Retelling scenes and expanding on ideas from the first movie. Stuart worries about being the one flaw in the otherwise perfect picture, but Mom and Dad have problems of their own that become apparent the longer he lives with them. Multi-Chapter. Finished.
Life Starts Now - StuxMar sorta: Margalo's POV: She heard it was paradise, but quickly discovers migration is no vacation. Especially when you're starting so late. After over half of her life stuck in New York serving under Falcon, Margalo has her freedom. This is where her life really begins. But already being thirteen, she has trouble trusting and confiding in everyone she meets, she's plagued with cynicism and self-doubt, and she can't even build a decent nest. She worries she'll never fit in with her own kind. The misfit group of orphan birds in the raven's flock think otherwise. Multi-Chapter. Incomplete.
Thomas and Friends
Thomas and Spring Fever - ThomasxOC: A famous quote by Tennyson states that springtime may turn a young man’s fancy to thoughts of romance. And the arrival of a new engine stirs up new feelings for Thomas. But not everybody likes the new engine--especially Gordon, who suspects she’s hiding something. Will Thomas fall back on his impulsive and reckless habits and risk the respect he’s worked so hard for? And is she as sincere as she seems? Multi-Chapter. Finished.
Crashed - ThomasxEmily, EdwardxJames: Another Christmas has arrived on Sodor, and tension between certain engines that has been building up for years is reaching a peak. But this year, their lives will change forever. 4 engines, 2 crashes. Two unlikely ships. One Christmas. Multi-Chapter. Incomplete.
It's Gonna Get Colder (So Let's Light a Fire) - A "musical" tribute to the incredible fic that is "Small World": Thomas WAS a good engine who did what his adoptive father told him. Waited patiently for better days, better luck. And then they took Dad away, and he got fed up. He thinks maybe it's time the engines start making their own luck.
Meanwhile, the Fat Controller is singing at his own reflection, so you know he's completely mentally sane. One-shot. Finished. Heir, Apparently: Preview #1: The Boy and the Monster: 1997. The family returns from Sir Charles Topham Hatt's funeral. One Hatt processes his new title and enormous responsibilities. Another processes a bottle of booze and drags a skeleton out of the closet. One-shot. Finished.
Heir Apparently - Preview #2 - The Sun and the Shadow - A window into the blunder years. Richard Topham Hatt became the railway controller in 2023, much in the way he was anticipated doing. Back in 1981, however, he was just trying to survive childhood. Between a pair of relentless bullies at his new school, the loneliness of leaving all his old friends behind, a hundred pesty Manor cats who he swears have it out for him, two little siblings to keep in order, and a Dad whose gradually losing patience for him, life ain't so sweet. He doesn't see how he could ever get it all together to fill the Controllers shoes--or rather, top hat. Little does Ricky, baronet of disaster, know that his grandfather already sees something hauntingly familiar in him. One-shot. Finished.
