mozzarellasticks4 President 2024

I have an addiction to Mozzarella Sticks.

[rry]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[thicclem0n-deactivated20200108]

so just wipe my ass in front of evrybody

[surprisebitch]

why is a toilet roll being sold for $89.95 though omg

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[mozzarellasticks4life]

Tumblr definitely isn't what it used to be.

Remember all the friends you made along the way?

Do those people cross your mind?

Do you wonder what they are up to even though its been years?

I wish there was a way to connect with them.

[empathhhy]

[ampervadasz]

[mobius-ofc]

Modern day Sysiphus

[thephilosophersapprentice]

the best part is at the end when you can hear the dispenser go again

[browsedankmemes]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[animatedtext]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[twitblr]

March Madness

[browsedankmemes]

those damn walmart people!

[browsedankmemes]

Imagine if every Tesla is like this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[browsedankmemes]

“Psss, Hey bro. I got that vitamin D. You interested?” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[unfortunately-awake]

[depsidase]

[broken-savior-deactivated201212]

Reblog and see if you get a color.

[southerncharm93]

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.